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Dadtodabone
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by Dadtodabone »
sjfcontrol wrote:Tortoise
Have you ever sniffed a tortoise,
Or tasted one that's fried?
Of course you might have said you did,
But then you might have lied.
Turtle
Drinks little of Life
Out of water
"Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris!"
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bigity
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by bigity »
That's the worst haiku ever ;)
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sjfcontrol
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by sjfcontrol »
Hindenburg wrote:TURTLE POWER!
You left out teenage, mutant and ninja.
Range Rule: "The front gate lock is not an acceptable target."
Never Forget.
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Vol Texan
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by Vol Texan »
bigity wrote:That's the worst haiku ever ;)
My favorite haiku:
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
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Dadtodabone
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by Dadtodabone »
Vol Texan wrote:bigity wrote:That's the worst haiku ever ;)
My favorite haiku:
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
You might like
Tennessee Haiku
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sjfcontrol
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by sjfcontrol »
Thread -- I resurrect thee!
Range Rule: "The front gate lock is not an acceptable target."
Never Forget.
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Kkpsiknl
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by Kkpsiknl »
timtheteacher wrote:[
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And why did I just spend 30 minutes reading it?
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gigag04
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by gigag04 »
One of the best threads I ever started.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison
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WildBill
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by WildBill »
gigag04 wrote:One of the best threads I ever started.
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Kkpsiknl
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by Kkpsiknl »
Is it a race to see who can be last post before it gets closed? I'm so confused. Lmbo
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The Annoyed Man
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by The Annoyed Man »
Roses are red......
“Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.”
― G. Michael Hopf, "Those Who Remain"
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WildBill
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by WildBill »
The Annoyed Man wrote:Roses are red......
Texas roses are yellow...
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PaJ
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by PaJ »
I went to the grocery store today. I wanted a pack of precut chicken pieces. It was labeled "some assembly required". I didn't want to work that hard.