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Re: Trying something out

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sjfcontrol wrote:Tortoise

Have you ever sniffed a tortoise,
Or tasted one that's fried?
Of course you might have said you did,
But then you might have lied.
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Re: Trying something out

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That's the worst haiku ever ;)
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Re: Trying something out

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TURTLE POWER!
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Re: Trying something out

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Hindenburg wrote:TURTLE POWER!
You left out teenage, mutant and ninja.
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bigity wrote:That's the worst haiku ever ;)
My favorite haiku:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
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Re: Trying something out

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Vol Texan wrote:
bigity wrote:That's the worst haiku ever ;)
My favorite haiku:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
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You might like Tennessee Haiku
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Re: Trying something out

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Thread -- I resurrect thee!

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timtheteacher wrote:[ Image ]
And why did I just spend 30 minutes reading it?
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One of the best threads I ever started.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison
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gigag04 wrote:One of the best threads I ever started.
:iagree:
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Is it a race to see who can be last post before it gets closed? I'm so confused. Lmbo
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Roses are red......
“Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.”

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The Annoyed Man wrote:Roses are red......
Texas roses are yellow...
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Re: Trying something out

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I went to the grocery store today. I wanted a pack of precut chicken pieces. It was labeled "some assembly required". I didn't want to work that hard.
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