Woman Beats and Stabs Husband with Squirrel!

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I think I may have seen her on that moonshiners show.
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Jumping Frog wrote:Woman stabs husband for failed beer run. Looking at her photo, is there a doubt in anyone's mind that she is an alcoholic?

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:iagree: facial redness suggest enlarged blood vessels often caused by excessive alcohol consumption. Could be lighting but also seems to be yellow tint around the eyes, probably jaundice.
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jmra wrote:
Jumping Frog wrote:Woman stabs husband for failed beer run. Looking at her photo, is there a doubt in anyone's mind that she is an alcoholic?

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:iagree: facial redness suggest enlarged blood vessels often caused by excessive alcohol consumption. Could be lighting but also seems to be yellow tint around the eyes, probably jaundice.
The yellow pallor could be due to fluorescent lighting, and the reddish color to extreme embarrassment. :cool:
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WildBill wrote:... the reddish color to extreme embarrassment. :cool:
Or blood splatter. :mrgreen:
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WildBill wrote:
jmra wrote:
Jumping Frog wrote:Woman stabs husband for failed beer run. Looking at her photo, is there a doubt in anyone's mind that she is an alcoholic?

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:iagree: facial redness suggest enlarged blood vessels often caused by excessive alcohol consumption. Could be lighting but also seems to be yellow tint around the eyes, probably jaundice.
The yellow pallor could be due to fluorescent lighting, and the reddish color to extreme embarrassment. :cool:

anyone who goes after a guy with a squirrel because he didn't bring home the beer, well, just isn't going to be embarrassed that easily :oops:
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[quote="anyone who goes after a guy with a squirrel because he didn't bring home the beer, well, just isn't going to be embarrassed that easily :oops:[/quote]

Embarrassed? I think the she's probably awfully proud of herself right now.
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Texsquatch wrote:[quote="anyone who goes after a guy with a squirrel because he didn't bring home the beer, well, just isn't going to be embarrassed that easily :oops:
Embarrassed? I think the she's probably awfully proud of herself right now.[/quote]
:iagree: at least until she sobers up.
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We used to make frequent medical first responder runs to this unhappy lady's house - she'd drink too much, possibly take too few or too many of her meds, get in a crying jag, and call 911. :grumble . She was always unhappy and prickly when we arrived, but one day she was really on a tear and threw a ceramic squirrel at one of the deputies.

Unhappy women and alcohol and ceramic squirrels are a bad combo.
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The squirrel.. looks painful.
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I suppose if they have found the criminal, I can turn these guys lose?

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