Woman Beats and Stabs Husband with Squirrel!

[WildBill]

A South Carolina woman was held on a domestic abuse charge for allegedly stabbing her common-law husband with a decorative ceramic squirrel when he came home late on Christmas Eve without any beer.

According to the police report, Williams' 41-year-old husband set out to buy some beer late Tuesday night, but he returned home empty-handed because the stores were closed.

That enraged Williams, according to the report, and as her husband set about making himself a sandwich, she picked up the ceramic squirrel and conked him over the head with it. Then she stabbed him in the chest with it, the report said.

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[Wodathunkit]

Wow That's all I got, wow!

[Abraham]

I thought this was gonna be a Shel Silverstein poem.

[WildBill]

I thought this was gonna be a Shel Silverstein poem.

A woman beats her husband named Sue?

[tomtexan]

Williams' husband was treated at a hospital for non-life-threatening wounds, NBC station WCBD of Charleston reported.

The condition of the squirrel wasn't reported.

[rbwhatever1]

I'm with Whodathunkit on this one...

[jmra]

Classy Lady.

[johncanfield]

Hell hath no fury like a woman without beer that wants beer

[Texsquatch]

Domestic abuse is no laughing matter. How many ceramic squirrels have to suffer before we put an end to this nonsense?

[tomtexan]

Ban ceramic squirrels I say! It's for the children! And for the husband that comes home without the beer.

[HKMike]

Was the squirrel registered and purchased legally? I bet it was obtained through a straw purchase. Let's get some legislation going on this one.

[A-R]

"Honey, all the stores were closed, couldn't get any beer .... oh look, SQUIRREL!"

[jmra]

"Honey, all the stores were closed, couldn't get any beer .... oh look, SQUIRREL!"

[Middle Age Russ]

Reality sometimes IS stranger than fiction. I am frequently amazed at the ways some folks come up with to make us rednecks look bad.

[Jumping Frog]

Woman stabs husband for failed beer run. Looking at her photo, is there a doubt in anyone's mind that she is an alcoholic?