Yes Chicagoans, if you are assaulted don't bother calling 911 they will just hang up.. Oh and don't bother grabbing your gun either you are not allowed to own one.. Good luck suckers, life with no guns and no police and gangsters all around

"Chicago police are no longer responding in person to 911 calls reporting vehicle theft, garage burglary or simple assault in a change aimed at freeing up officers to deal with more serious crimes."