Homeland Security says use scissors against mass shooters

[Jaguar]

Note: you can't be a throw like a pansy little girl, you have to be able to throw straight....so that might be a skill you could hone.

Lucky Obama has Secret Service protection, then.

[Jaguar]

Maybe DPS should return all that ammo they ordered to the tax payer and follow their own advice.

The great ammo shortage of 2013 will be replaced by the great safety scissor shortage.

[CainA]

They had snippets of the video on Hannity last night. It was a pretty good show.

[MasterOfNone]

We all know DHS is a department of pansies, (leadership only implicated in this). They are only strong against their own citizenry, so they will be glad to shove your child through a x-ray machine or to assault your wife in an airport, but if there was anything that remotely looked like a terrorist, those in the upper echelons would run away like scared little girls. However I always recommend having a few "decorative signed" baseball on little stands on your desk anytime you are forced into a situation where you must be unarmed, baseballs can be lethal weapons. Thrown at the head they can render a person unconscious, thrown at the body they can knock a person off balance and give you time to escape. So yeah....baseball's on a little display is a weapon that no one would think was a weapon. Note: you can't be a throw like a pansy little girl, you have to be able to throw straight....so that might be a skill you could hone.

Note: I have nothing against little girls (I have two beautiful ones 5 and 1) but there is a time to put childish thing away and if you are born with XX to become a strong young lady and then a strong woman.

I would opt for the autographed baseball bat.

[Bonc_CHL]

But remember "Dont run with scissors", safety first!

Is it me ore do these PSA's just keep getting more and more ridiculous??

[G26ster]

Back in the day, the gov't told me if I ducked under my wooden school desk and covered my head, I would be protected from an atomic blast! Nothing changes

[mamabearCali]

We all know DHS is a department of pansies, (leadership only implicated in this). They are only strong against their own citizenry, so they will be glad to shove your child through a x-ray machine or to assault your wife in an airport, but if there was anything that remotely looked like a terrorist, those in the upper echelons would run away like scared little girls. However I always recommend having a few "decorative signed" baseball on little stands on your desk anytime you are forced into a situation where you must be unarmed, baseballs can be lethal weapons. Thrown at the head they can render a person unconscious, thrown at the body they can knock a person off balance and give you time to escape. So yeah....baseball's on a little display is a weapon that no one would think was a weapon. Note: you can't be a throw like a pansy little girl, you have to be able to throw straight....so that might be a skill you could hone.

Note: I have nothing against little girls (I have two beautiful ones 5 and 1) but there is a time to put childish thing away and if you are born with XX to become a strong young lady and then a strong woman.

I would opt for the autographed baseball bat.

Well yes I thought of that, both would be best. However some TSA types might have a problem with the bat.....but of course if you can get away with an autographed baseball bat, more power to you!

[Ericstac]

.. And next month these will be outlawed.


Hi-cap scissors




Scary looking scissors

[Dragonfighter]

They had snippets of the video on Hannity last night. It was a pretty good show.

"Snippets"! BwaHaHaHa!