Naked Man Invades Home, Drank Vacuum Water, Defecated, etc

[rationality.rebooted]

Now THAT is not a boring headline... Funniest stuff I've read in a while and the 911 call is even better. What are they putting in the drugs in Florida? Naked canibals eating faces, naked guys choking dogs, and now this:

"A Venice man is facing several charges after allegedly going on a naked rampage inside a couple’s home in North Fort Myers Monday.

Gregory Matthew Bruni, 21, is facing charges of damage to property, burglary, battery and resisting an officer.

The victims told the Lee County Sheriff’s Office they were inside around 6:50 p.m. when they heard noises on the roof.

They went outside and saw a naked man, later identified as Bruni, on the roof, according to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office report.

They said the man then jumped off the roof and onto one of the victims, knocking him down.

More here http://www.news-press.com/article/20130 ... ck_check=1

[jmra]

Strange times we live in.

[Redneck_Buddha]

Sounds like a normal weekend in my neighborhood.

[Keith B]

Link doesn't work for me.

[JJVP]

The wife fired three shots from a .38 caliber revolver at Bruni but missed and hit a wall.

Maybe a trip to the range should be on the "To-Do" list for the wife.

[RPB]

warm weather there-at least you know they have no concealed weapon

[gemini]

Heard this on 1310 AM last night after dinner. Made me blow tea out my nose laughing.

[johncanfield]

Link doesn't work for me.

It's apparently a subscriber only link.

[seamusTX]

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No doubt drugs were involved, probably bath salts. It seems every naked irrational person is on bath salts.

- Jim

[Z1166]

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/20649108/nak ... nfm-family

No doubt drugs were involved, probably bath salts. It seems every naked irrational person is on bath salts.

- Jim

Somehow SJL has found a way to keep her clothes on.

[Andrew]

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/20649108/nak ... nfm-family

No doubt drugs were involved, probably bath salts. It seems every naked irrational person is on bath salts.

- Jim

Somehow SJL has found a way to keep her clothes on.

Thank the Lord!