"We call DPS for that"

[jmra]

Was at the Dallas Market Hall show last week. Near the exit a vendor had a number of fire pits for sale. I asked if I could take a picture to show my wife to which he said no problem. Having heard a number of announcements about no pics and standing next to two officers, I turned and advised the officers that the vendor had said it was ok for me to take pics.
They smiled and said go ahead. A friend that was with me asked loudly why I had bothered asking the officers. I responded loudly and said I wanted to avoid being spread eagle against the wall while undergoing a cavity search.
At that point one of the officers stepped over and calmly stated, "We call DPS for that".

[Wodathunkit]

Ouch!

[gigag04]

Bazinga

[Excaliber]

Humor, a policy statement, reaffirmation of an oath of office, and condemnation of another's unlawful action all rolled into one.

Brilliant!

[smtimelevi]

Boy lemme tell you what, now thats funny right there. I dont care who ya are.

[RHenriksen]

Dry, understated, right on the money.

[TrueFlog]

That would be funny if there weren't so much truth to it - http://texaschlforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=108&t=60392" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Keith B]

That would be funny if there weren't so much truth to it - http://texaschlforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=108&t=60392" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And that was why they said it.

[Fangs]

Made me laugh out loud. Thank you.