Weirdo of the day

[Beiruty]

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AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — An Austin woman is jailed on $1 million bond after she was accused of setting fire to her husband.

[RPB]

the man was expecting his wife to massage him with oil. The oil turned out to be gasoline.

Wondering if ... Her defense will be ... Easy mistake to make since they both go in a car?

But, I only give him the best ... the Gas was more expensive than the oil and ...it was premium ...
He didn't like the transmission fluid massage yesterday ... there's just no pleasing that man ...
I always told him smoking would kill him some day ....

"Keep Austin Weird"

[speedsix]

...she's struggling to learn the language...confused "light me up" with "turn me on"...

[RPB]

Shriya Biman Patel

Reardon says they found evidence that Shriya Patel started the fire and also evidence that suggest she tried to keep anyone from stopping it. The smoke alarm was disabled and sprinkler heads were covered with plastic bags.

The husband and wife have been married for a year and Shriya had only been in the United States for seven days after coming from India.

Wal-Mart surveillance video shows Shriya Patel buying the items used in the attack.

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http://www.theweeklyvice.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

http://digitaltexan.net/2012/austin-loc ... icle32057/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

In 7 days in this country, she couldn't find a hungry divorce lawyer fresh out of UT law school in Austin?
Perhaps it's a citizenship thing ... Widow of a citizen/get his Social Security?

This may develop into a really interesting story, wonder if he met her on MarryAnAsian.com ... glad I didn't sign up ...

[Rex B]

I'm thinking the thrill may be gone out of their relationship

[smoothoperator]

I wonder if Obama is going to fast track her citizenship now.

[apostate]

"I'm thinking the spark may be gone out of their relationship"

[SRH78]

Maybe he said he wanted to feel the heat of passion?

[Beiruty]

Their was too spicy, Diablo spicy, Inferno spicy

[katmandu]

A whole new meaning to Burning Love ?

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[Heartland Patriot]

...she's struggling to learn the language...confused "light me up" with "turn me on"...

Now THAT is funny...twisted, but funny.

[Heartland Patriot]

Seriously, though...arranged Indian marriage perhaps...turned out not so well.