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NC: Fleeing Naked on a Skateboard...

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Mr. Burlar was having a very bad day. Highlights from the article:

... attempting to break-in ... surprised by a resident

... advised by dispatch that a male suspect, who previously had a sawed off shotgun, was fleeing the scene, naked, on a skateboard, ...

... attempting to flee ... angry citizens ... attempted to detain him ... briefly got away, but lost his clothes in the process, before fleeing on a skateboard.

... When police activated the blue lights, the vehicle took off before coming to a complete stop moments later because it ran out of gas


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...previously convicted of assault with a deadly weapon inflicting serious injury and carry concealed weapon in 2009; and receiving a stolen vehicle, break and enter vehicles, failure to stop for a school bus, operating a vehicle without license, communicating threats and receiving stolen goods in 2007...

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Re: NC: Fleeing Naked on a Skateboard...

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:shock: :shock

Mr. Goofy criminal of the day.... "rlol"

I guess his mentally :grumble ill too.
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ELB wrote:Mr. Burlar was having a very bad day. Highlights from the article:

... attempting to break-in ... surprised by a resident

... advised by dispatch that a male suspect, who previously had a sawed off shotgun, was fleeing the scene, naked, on a skateboard, ...

... attempting to flee ... angry citizens ... attempted to detain him ... briefly got away, but lost his clothes in the process, before fleeing on a skateboard.

... When police activated the blue lights, the vehicle took off before coming to a complete stop moments later because it ran out of gas


Unsurprisingly:

...previously convicted of assault with a deadly weapon inflicting serious injury and carry concealed weapon in 2009; and receiving a stolen vehicle, break and enter vehicles, failure to stop for a school bus, operating a vehicle without license, communicating threats and receiving stolen goods in 2007...

http://www.jdnews.com/articles/-101810--.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
What happened to the shotgun? How exactly did he ended up naked while fleeing from the "angry citizens" that detained him? Where did he get a skateboard? Did he brought it or he found/stole it? If he had a car, why he needed the skateboard?

Poorly written story IMO. :smilelol5:
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