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My wife is evil around Christmas.

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"I bought you a Dan Wesson CCO for Christmas, but I know you'll never believe me, so I thought I'd tell you anyway :evil2: ." :shock: She's right, I don't believe her! But man, what if she's not lying! She sure can mess with me around Christmas time. Anyone else possible getting something cool for Christmas?
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That's cruel. LOL
Carry safe and carry when and where you can. I'm just sayin'.
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Seabear wrote:That's cruel. LOL
Cruel...but in a twisted, funny sort of way...

I'm hoping to get an IWB for my Sig P229 .40... :drool:
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strider67 wrote:
Seabear wrote:That's cruel. LOL
Cruel...but in a twisted, funny sort of way...
I told her today that "I sure home you got me that CCO, cause all these officer length mags I just bought are gonna be useless!" I was hoping she'd slip up, no dice.
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My wife is evil around Christmas
wife: "hon, what do you want this year? and pls no more gun!!!"

me: :grumble :grumble :grumble
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can2boy wrote:
My wife is evil around Christmas
wife: "hon, what do you want this year? and pls no more gun!!!"

me: :grumble :grumble :grumble

Now THAT is cruel! Sorry man!
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Yep, that is why I went and bought my own Christmas present today. :thumbs2: Luckily it looks a lot like someof my others, so it shouldn't draw too much attention if I can keep from drueling or putting it under my pillow. :mrgreen:
Carry safe and carry when and where you can. I'm just sayin'.
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And of course, we have no control over what Santa Claus may leave...

wife: "I thought I said no more guns."
you: "It was Santa Claus..." :smilelol5:

Good luck. Let me know how it turns out...
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strider67 wrote:...
you: "It was Santa Claus..." :smilelol5:

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The best excuse I ever heard was this one guy who bought a boat without consulting first, towed it home, and told his wife, "Honey, it followed me home, can I keep it?" ;-)
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atxtj wrote:
strider67 wrote:
Seabear wrote:That's cruel. LOL
Cruel...but in a twisted, funny sort of way...
I told her today that "I sure home you got me that CCO, cause all these officer length mags I just bought are gonna be useless!" I was hoping she'd slip up, no dice.
That method always works with me wife. She can't keep a secret, especially when I put doubt in her mind! :thumbs2:
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I know I'm getting a King Tuk for my Glock 19. I bought it and gave it to her to wrap. :mrgreen:
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can2boy wrote:
My wife is evil around Christmas
wife: "hon, what do you want this year? and pls no more gun!!!"

me: :grumble :grumble :grumble

me: "cash would be great"
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AndyC wrote:t my wife and I lost our little cocker spaniel, Willow, yesterday - her immune-system started attacking her red blood-cells on Sunday, she had a transfusion, overnight care, etc, etc - but didn't respond well so we both said goodbye to her while the vet sent her off.
My condolences. My wife and I lost our cat about 2 weeks ago so you have our sympathies. It is probably too soon, at some point you may want to visit your local shelter and find a new friend who needs a home. The misses and I are thinking about doing that for Christmas. Hang in there!
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My wife would never let any kind of hint slip, misleading or otherwise. She knows i'm too clever and doesn't want me to guess at all.

That being said, I'm already fairly confident I'm getting a kindle. If I let on that I think I know then i'm in hot water.

I'm pretty sure that unless my parents or my FIL are planning to blow my mind that I'm not getting ANYTHING firearms related this year.
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