Your image is being recorded on camera as you read this. The video feed is being automatically stored off-site, so you can't retrieve it and destroy it. If you are reading this sign, we already have a clear image of your face. The pinhole camera is located in the "o" of the word "recorded".......that's right, squint and look real careful and up close at it so that we can get a better look at any identifying marks on your face. Now, since we are not answering the door, and you don't want your face associated with a breakin, how about you turn around and leave.
Buh-bye.
Tell your Wives to be Carefull! - Emergency Plumber Stranger
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Re: Tell your Wives to be Carefull! - Emergency Plumber Stra
Put a sign on your front door at eye level:
“Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.”
― G. Michael Hopf, "Those Who Remain"
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Re: Tell your Wives to be Carefull! - Emergency Plumber Stra
...you're assuming your "visitor" can read...and can read English...(I guess you could print it in English and Spanish in letters 1" high...
...I'd rather have a motion-activated speaker in the house...playing a tape of a nagging wife...
...I'd rather have a motion-activated speaker in the house...playing a tape of a nagging wife...
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Re: Tell your Wives to be Carefull! - Emergency Plumber Stra
Just as good.speedsix wrote:...you're assuming your "visitor" can read...and can read English...(I guess you could print it in English and Spanish in letters 1" high...
...I'd rather have a motion-activated speaker in the house...playing a tape of a nagging wife...
Brings to mind "Perry's Wife".......
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“Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.”
― G. Michael Hopf, "Those Who Remain"
#TINVOWOOT
― G. Michael Hopf, "Those Who Remain"
#TINVOWOOT
Re: Tell your Wives to be Carefull! - Emergency Plumber Stra
...well, I trow!!! it's Dame Van Winkle!!!