Trying something out

[Kythas]

Those were not the droids I've been looking for.

[apostate]

[A-R]

The farce will be with you, always ....

[OldSchool]

Yup, that's an droid, sure 'nuff.

[The Annoyed Man]

I wonder what company makes this trailer hitch.

I could be wrong, but that looks just like a certain turn on the Angeles Crest Highway back in California. Of course........there are no lakes on the Angeles Crest Highway.

[RttlTrap]

A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle

[LikesShinyThings]

A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle

Graceland. Paul Simon? Don't remember the song title, but love it.

[sjfcontrol]

Code: Select all

'Twas midnight on the ocean,            	Her children all were orphans,
Not a streetcar was in sight,           		Except one a tiny tot,
So I stepped into a cigar store         		Who had a home across the way
To ask them for a light.                		Above a vacant lot.

The man behind the counter              	As I gazed through the oaken door
Was a woman, old and gray,              	A whale went drifting by,
Who used to peddle doughnuts            	Its six legs hanging in the air,
On the road to Mandalay.                		So I kissed her goodbye.

She said "Good morning, stranger",      	This story has a morale
Her eyes were dry with tears,           		As you can plainly see,
As she put her head between her feet    Don't mix your gin with whiskey
And stood that way for years.           		On the deep and dark blue sea.

               -- Midnight On The Ocean

[OldSchool]

A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle

I'll bite: Why?

[gigag04]

A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle

I'll bite: Why?

Beer. Sedentary lifestyle.

[i8godzilla]

Beer? Did someone say beer?

[sjfcontrol]

Uuummmmm, Beeeeerrrr!

[Ameer]

A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle

I'll bite: Why?

Beer. Sedentary lifestyle.

HARDEN UP!

[RttlTrap]

Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

[LikesShinyThings]

Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

<waiting for the next stanza.... uh oh, I'm starting to turn blue>