Funny CONVERSATION/DISCUSSION/DISCOURSE at the Grocery Store

[USA1]

edited to keep it nice

[Keith B]

Keep it nice folks, no personal attacks.

[Mako 25]

Silence is golden.

[chuckybrown]

Oh for Pete's sake folks.......it's called "internet shorthand". Should I go back and edit it so the post says "Conversation"? I can spell it....trust me.....

I was trying to relate a funny story......

tym 2 go, my thoughts r m t

I may be 47, but I can text with the best of 'em......!!!!! (my kids that is.....)

[USA1]

i use K..for OK
and O..for oh

[chuckybrown]

There, I fixed it. I sincerely apologize......

[android]

i use K..for OK
and O..for oh

[USA1]

There, I fixed it. I sincerely apologize......

that'll fixem

[USA1]

i use K..for OK
and O..for oh

thats frightening

[kirock7]

I stopped at the store last night to pick up some groceries on my way back in town. I'd grabbed what I needed, but stopped at the magazine rack to see if they had anything I might want to read. I'm standing there looking at the newest "Combat Handguns" magazine, and the butcher walks past me. "Great magazine" he said. I smiled and nodded. Then he shared "but Glocks are the only way to go". "Why" I asked him "because those are easily concealed" he replied. (obviously the economy has forced rocket scientists to take on part time butcher work). I said "Springfield is my choice", and he said "No, if you had one of those, everyone would know you're carrying". I smiled, he walked off, and I tugged at my belt to adjust my XDm under my shirt tucked neatly away in my SuperTuck, and headed to the checkouts.

Cracked me up.....

Oh, and don't waste your money on the magazine...nothing noteworthy in this issue...

C

Thanks for the review of the mag... but I have to wonder if the butcher (the rocket scientest) was only messing with you. I wonder if he didn't actually notice a familiar shape under your shirt (your Springfield).
Rereading your post with that thought in mind makes it even funnier.

[smokindragon]

I stopped at the store last night to pick up some groceries on my way back in town. I'd grabbed what I needed, but stopped at the magazine rack to see if they had anything I might want to read. I'm standing there looking at the newest "Combat Handguns" magazine, and the butcher walks past me. "Great magazine" he said. I smiled and nodded. Then he shared "but Glocks are the only way to go". "Why" I asked him "because those are easily concealed" he replied. (obviously the economy has forced rocket scientists to take on part time butcher work). I said "Springfield is my choice", and he said "No, if you had one of those, everyone would know you're carrying". I smiled, he walked off, and I tugged at my belt to adjust my XDm under my shirt tucked neatly away in my SuperTuck, and headed to the checkouts.

Cracked me up.....

Oh, and don't waste your money on the magazine...nothing noteworthy in this issue...

C

Thanks for the review of the mag... but I have to wonder if the butcher (the rocket scientest) was only messing with you. I wonder if he didn't actually notice a familiar shape under your shirt (your Springfield).
Rereading your post with that thought in mind makes it even funnier.

I C UR Point , Funny.

[TLE2]

Wearing a Glock right now.

Wish I was wearing a compact 1911, but glad I have the Glock.

[mymojo]

less QQ moar pew pew, n00bs.

[dicion]

less QQ moar pew pew, n00bs.

Most Epic Post Evar.

You sir, win the internet.

[jimlongley]

Why don't we just go back to using the http://www.radions.net/philcode.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Phillips Code?

esy [abbreviated profanity deleted] th wo r acstmd to usng it.

Any other abbreviations and contractions are just reinventing something that has aready been done.