WOODLANDS MALL

[gwtrikenut]

Wife making me, " I really want to go" to the Woodlands mall today. Does anyone know if they are posted no carry?

[Roscoe]

If they are posted its something new. I haven't been home in a few months; but they did not post in the past.

[gwtrikenut]

Was wondering because of the increase in crime in the Woodlands area as of late. Didn't want to become another victim while doing my husbandly thing. And really hate to see wife go to these kind of places alone. We all know what most women look like coming out of a mall from shopping. Arms are loaded, fumbling around purse for car keys, and not paying attention as to what or who is around them. Disclaimer "I said most women".

[CompVest]

Ha! Good thing you added the sidclaimer or all the women on the forum would be sending you PMs.

[lonewolf]

My wife makes me carry all the stuff........that way she can reach for more.......makes it hard for me to keep a hand free at times.

Of course, waiting outside the fitting room is the worst .....I'm going to rent about 100 square feet of space outside of one, put partitions up with windows in with a big screen TV and recliners. Give momma a little button to push. When she wants me to see what she's tried on, she pushes the button and the little coaster thing I have lights up, like waiting in line at a restaurant. Go to the window, give the thumbs up (my opinion doesn't matter anyway) and go back to watching the game. Charge $1.00 or so per waiting male customer. Put one in every department store on the planet and make a fortune.....

No more sitting outside the changing area with 27 bags looking pathetic, pondering how I will never get these hours of my life back.......

(Add a soda machine and a chip/candy machine to the room.)

Any takers on an investment opportunity??????? Might encourage some guys to do more shopping with the better half.......

[USA1]

[lonewolf]

USA1, the post before this DOES NOT require a picture............the mental image is burned into my corneas......AAAAaaaaaagh!!

[USA1]

"Oh this is cute, I want to try this on! Oh look over here, a sale! Oh I need new shoes we have to go look at the shoes too. I don't have anything to wear to work next week I need to find a new outfit. Oh I need to look at belts too, remind me."

this is an exact description of my wife .

disclaimer ...i wouldn't have it any other way

[casingpoint]

increase in crime in the Woodlands area

Like, The Woodlands is right across The Big Road from Tamina. Go figure.

[gwtrikenut]

OK, I am back from the mall. Went in through Penny's and saw nothing in the way of posting no guns.


Yes, I purchased some tee shirts. Better half some shoes, ofcourse. Must have tried on 50 sets of clothing. And yes, I would be interested in starting a business for unwilling gents forced to tag alone to the mall. It would give them a place to wait. But, can't see the store willing to give up any room for the men as a waiting room.

[Captain Matt]

Stream the game or other entertainment over in-mall wireless access points for a fee.

[lonewolf]

We would have to lease the retail floor space from the store. Otherwise they will say they are losing space they can make money with. Or give them a cut of the action. A small percentage......

Surprises me a little that some of the larger stores aren't doing something like this already. It could even be set up as a lounge in another area. Have a camera pointed at the three way mirror outside the fitting room where they all go to twirl around and check themselves out. They push the button, the husband glances a the separate monitor for that store/mirror, and pushes his green or red button. The light above the mirror flashes red or green and she goes back in for the next item....All kinds of ways this thing can work......

As you can all tell, I have had plenty of time outside fitting rooms to work all this out........

End of the world question: "Honey, do these pants make me look big?" AAAAAaaaagh!!

[Mithras61]

"Honey, do these pants make me look big?" AAAAAaaaagh!!

The correct answer is ALWAYS no. That's also the truthful answer ('cause it ain't the pants! ).

[USA1]

"Honey, do these pants make me look big?" AAAAAaaaagh!!

The correct answer is ALWAYS no. That's also the truthful answer ('cause it ain't the pants! ).

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