Customer Subdues Robber With Applesauce

TxFire · #16

Diode wrote:Looks like a civil suite coming to me. Sure looks like that guys was way to eagar to use that can of Mott's I bet he had just picked it up that day. Not to mention, did he have to hit him 4 times...come on! He even admits blood was everywhere.

I think the only answer is apple sauce control legislation. We can not have a person purchase and walk out with a can of apple sauce on the same day. There must be a "cooling off" period. We should have seen this comming.

kw5kw · #17

ElGato wrote:
WNallG30 wrote:I tried packing applesauce, but the 14 ounce jar prints under my t-shirt. I just didn't think the 4 ounce single serving in the plastic container (sub-compact?) would be enough firepower.

I was thinking almost the same thing '' what caliber Applesause did he use?''

I musta been the 303!

KBCraig · #18

kw5kw wrote: I musta been the 303!

"We caught them and we shot them under Rule .303."
-- "Breaker" Morant

Diode · #19

I was thinking of trading my Baby Eagle for a can of Mott's but not sure which size I want. Do they make a pocket can?

dws1117 · #20

I want to be one of the first to apply for my CAL. Concealed Applesauce License?

Diode · #21

dws1117 wrote:I want to be one of the first to apply for my CAL. Concealed Applesauce License?

I hear Kroger will be conducting the background checks.

WNallG30 · #22

I almost feel bad that we're all making fun of this so much. And now that feeling's gone.