Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning.
He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything; the second day he didn't see anything; but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
Texas girls ... gotta love 'em.
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Thought you women would get a kick out of this
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DH? Divorced husband?GrannyGlock wrote:My DH knows I cook very little, don't clean house well, and don't do cars, but I do laundry, grocery shop, and work in the yard and have put up with his bull for 25 years. We also have had 6, not very neat, but very interesting adult children.
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Gotta love those Texas guys!
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I guess what ever pops into your head over abreviations. I read it Dear Husband. Promice.
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txinvestigator wrote:DH? Divorced husband?GrannyGlock wrote:My DH knows I cook very little, don't clean house well, and don't do cars, but I do laundry, grocery shop, and work in the yard and have put up with his bull for 25 years. We also have had 6, not very neat, but very interesting adult children.
Love your story!
Gotta love those Texas guys!
Could also be the acronym for "Dear Husband", might also mean something else, but that wouldn't be in keeping with "ten year old daughter" rule.
Edit: Dang, Longtooth.....you're fast!
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