Hunter Xiden is pardoned by his father the President

[powerboatr]

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house ... den-exists
the BEE gets it


White House Says There Is No Direct Evidence That Hunter Biden Actually Exists


"When you think about it, there's not really any conclusive proof that this 'Hunter' guy is even real," said historic, gay, black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to reporters. "Have any of you even seen him in person? Have you actually physically touched him? For all we know, Hunter is just a figment of the GOP's wild and fevered imaginations. It's sad, really."

[Rafe]

Well, this sounds like the Babylon Bee, but it isn't. It's real:

Hunter Biden sues Rudy Giuliani over laptop, accuses ex-Trump lawyer of 'hacking'
Biden alleges Giuliani is responsible for the 'total annihilation' of his digital privacy, claims there was no 'laptop'
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/hunter ... yerhacking

Hunter Biden on Tuesday filed a lawsuit against Rudy Giuliani alleging the former President Trump lawyer violated his privacy rights by illegally disseminating content from Biden's infamous laptop.

The complaint filed in the U.S. District Court for the Central District of California states Giuliani is "primarily responsible" for the "total annihilation" of Biden's digital privacy. It also names Robert Costello, a former federal prosecutor who previously represented Giuliani, as a defendant, Fox News has confirmed....

The lawsuit filed Tuesday is the latest effort from Biden and his lawyers to hit back after leaks of the information catapulted his sordid private life onto the front page of many conservative media outlets.

Earlier this month, the president's son sued former President Trump aide Garrett Ziegler, alleging that Ziegler and his company spread "tens of thousands of emails, thousands of photos, and dozens of videos and recordings" that were considered "pornographic" from the device.

In March, Biden initiated a countersuit asserting that the Wilmington, Delaware, computer repair shop owner, John Paul Mac Isaac, had unlawfully disseminated Biden's personal information, and leveled six invasion of privacy charges against him. Mac Isaac first filed a lawsuit against the president’s son — as well as CNN, Politico, and Rep. Adam Schiff, D-Calif.— in October 2022 for defamation.

According to Mac Isaac, Biden did not return for the laptop within three months after dropping it off, and he could not be reached. He then alerted the FBI after seeing emails illustrating information about then-Vice President Joe Biden’s purported foreign business dealings and videos of Biden taking drugs and performing sex acts with prostitutes.

Just a little personal advice to the smartest man that President Biden knows: If you don't want sordid details about your personal life, pornographic pictures of yourself with prostitutes, and emails about your illegal business dealings leaked out to the world, the best and simplest solution is...don't lead a sordid life, don't have sex with prostitutes, don't film yourself doing stupid things, and don't get involved in illegal business dealings. Geez. It isn't that complicated!

[Paladin]

Well, this sounds like the Babylon Bee, but it isn't. It's real:

Hunter Biden sues Rudy Giuliani over laptop, accuses ex-Trump lawyer of 'hacking'
Biden alleges Giuliani is responsible for the 'total annihilation' of his digital privacy, claims there was no 'laptop'
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/hunter ... yerhacking

Hunter Biden on Tuesday filed a lawsuit against Rudy Giuliani alleging the former President Trump lawyer violated his privacy rights by illegally disseminating content from Biden's infamous laptop.

The complaint filed in the U.S. District Court for the Central District of California states Giuliani is "primarily responsible" for the "total annihilation" of Biden's digital privacy. It also names Robert Costello, a former federal prosecutor who previously represented Giuliani, as a defendant, Fox News has confirmed....

The lawsuit filed Tuesday is the latest effort from Biden and his lawyers to hit back after leaks of the information catapulted his sordid private life onto the front page of many conservative media outlets.

Earlier this month, the president's son sued former President Trump aide Garrett Ziegler, alleging that Ziegler and his company spread "tens of thousands of emails, thousands of photos, and dozens of videos and recordings" that were considered "pornographic" from the device.

In March, Biden initiated a countersuit asserting that the Wilmington, Delaware, computer repair shop owner, John Paul Mac Isaac, had unlawfully disseminated Biden's personal information, and leveled six invasion of privacy charges against him. Mac Isaac first filed a lawsuit against the president’s son — as well as CNN, Politico, and Rep. Adam Schiff, D-Calif.— in October 2022 for defamation.

According to Mac Isaac, Biden did not return for the laptop within three months after dropping it off, and he could not be reached. He then alerted the FBI after seeing emails illustrating information about then-Vice President Joe Biden’s purported foreign business dealings and videos of Biden taking drugs and performing sex acts with prostitutes.

Just a little personal advice to the smartest man that President Biden knows: If you don't want sordid details about your personal life, pornographic pictures of yourself with prostitutes, and emails about your illegal business dealings leaked out to the world, the best and simplest solution is...don't lead a sordid life, don't have sex with prostitutes, don't film yourself doing stupid things, and don't get involved in illegal business dealings. Geez. It isn't that complicated!

Clownworld for sure. Any normal person would be embarrassed to be in public after all that leaked out and Hunter was the one who was 100% at fault for abandoning the laptop. Any other person would have been in jail long ago for what was on that laptop.

[Grayling813]

Just the Regime's ongoing battle with America...death by a thousand cuts.

[Ruark]

If I'm not mistaken, he forfeited all rights to the contents of that laptop when he abandoned it, at which point it became the property of the repair shop.

[philip964]

https://abcnews.go.com/US/hunter-biden- ... =103667562

Today in court Hunter's lawyers said the would argue the constitutionality of some of the gun charges against Hunter.

I'm sorry, but could it get any better than this. I mean what if he takes it all the way to the Supreme Court.

Could Hunter become the Rosa Parks of Gun Rights.

Oh he plead not guilty.

[Paladin]

If I'm not mistaken, he forfeited all rights to the contents of that laptop when he abandoned it, at which point it became the property of the repair shop.

Exactly!

[Paladin]

https://abcnews.go.com/US/hunter-biden- ... =103667562

Today in court Hunter's lawyers said the would argue the constitutionality of some of the gun charges against Hunter.

I'm sorry, but could it get any better than this. I mean what if he takes it all the way to the Supreme Court.

Could Hunter become the Rosa Parks of Gun Rights.

Oh he plead not guilty.

This is the strategy we need across the board. Heads we win, tails they loose.

[philip964]

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/20 ... k-is-rela/

Who knew that Hunter’s influence stretched all the way to Hamas.

Hunter artwork buyer related to 4 yo little American girl who was released after Hamas murdered her parents for no reason other than terror.

Notorious mobster stunned by latest Hunter Biden allegations: 'Mind-blowing'

https://www.foxnews.com/media/notorious ... nd-blowing

Mobster is stunned by lack of prosecution for bribery. Hey ya just have to know the right people.

[philip964]

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/hun ... charges-la

Apparently going to be indicted on tax charges.

[RPBrown]

We all know that the only reason he's not in jail is because of "daddy Joe". Both should be put in prison

[philip964]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... arges.html

An accounting of his spending. $1.5 million on things we can’t talk about on this forum.

I really don’t care what he spends his money on but apparently they were deducted as business expenses.

Says will hurt his dads campaign.

I believe the Dems will vote for the devil himself to avoid Trump again. Plenty of ammunition for the late night talk show folks, but for three years it’s just more making fun of Trump, who’s just a former President.

[Paladin]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... arges.html

An accounting of his spending. $1.5 million on things we can’t talk about on this forum.

I really don’t care what he spends his money on but apparently they were deducted as business expenses.

Says will hurt his dads campaign.

I believe the Dems will vote for the devil himself to avoid Trump again. Plenty of ammunition for the late night talk show folks, but for three years it’s just more making fun of Trump, who’s just a former President.

I guess the Bidens have a lot more money to blow when they don't pay taxes:

Federal prosecutors claim the president's scandal-hit son spent almost $5million on a lavish lifestyle between 2016 and 2019 while failing to pay $1.4million taxes in a case that leaves him facing a maximum 17 years in prison.

[philip964]

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/hun ... rosecutors

Hunter defense team says to the Judge that the 2nd Amendment protects him from the gun charges brought by the government.

Maybe he will appeal to SCOTUS.

Hunter Biden's laptop is real, but Joe's guardians in the press are working hard to hide the truth

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/hunter- ... hard-truth

[philip964]

https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/ ... l=en&gl=us

Hunter's bond conditions released. Do his income tax returns, no drugs or alcohol, get a job, etc.

Made 7 million dollars being son of Vice President or President or something, didn't pay any taxes. Spent on wine, women and drugs.

But he is now a recovering addict, so we must be nice to him, not say bad things.