Shooter Walks Free As Police Tackle, Arrest AR-15 [Satire]

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Shooter Walks Free As Police Tackle, Arrest AR-15 [Satire]

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https://babylonbee.com/news/shooter-wal ... rest-ar-15
LOS ANGELES, CA—There was an attempted shooting earlier today but luckily, the police were close by.

They managed to tackle the shooter's AR-15 to the floor. They pinned it to the ground and kicked it a few times for good measure, though it did not appear to be resisting arrest.

Bewildered, the shooter shrugged and slowly backed away.

"Honestly I was kinda hoping to make a name for myself," he told reporters later. "But they just blamed the gun. So... well, I guess I won't be famous after all."
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So true! :cheers2:
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I asked my AR whether it was upset about this...no response. :biggrinjester:
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Grayling813 wrote: Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:30 pm I asked my AR whether it was upset about this...no response. :biggrinjester:
So it wasn't "triggered"? Are you sure it's not being "suppressed"? :biggrinjester:
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This is why it is important to feed your firearms quality ammo, routine cleaning, and regular exercise.

Any questions?
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