Shooter Walks Free As Police Tackle, Arrest AR-15 [Satire]

[Flightmare]

https://babylonbee.com/news/shooter-wal ... rest-ar-15

LOS ANGELES, CA—There was an attempted shooting earlier today but luckily, the police were close by.

They managed to tackle the shooter's AR-15 to the floor. They pinned it to the ground and kicked it a few times for good measure, though it did not appear to be resisting arrest.

Bewildered, the shooter shrugged and slowly backed away.

"Honestly I was kinda hoping to make a name for myself," he told reporters later. "But they just blamed the gun. So... well, I guess I won't be famous after all."

[Paladin]

So true!

[Grayling813]

I asked my AR whether it was upset about this...no response.

[Flightmare]

I asked my AR whether it was upset about this...no response.

So it wasn't "triggered"? Are you sure it's not being "suppressed"?

[OneGun]

This is why it is important to feed your firearms quality ammo, routine cleaning, and regular exercise.

Any questions?