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Citizenship interrogation...
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Congratulations!
There were two men seated next to each other, waiting for their citizenship interviews. One was very nervous, the other was quite relaxed. The nervous one asked the other why he was so calm. The latter said he wrote down all the answers to the questions in his underwear. Sure enough, the cheater aced the interview. The nervous guy asked to borrow the cheater's tightie whities. They swapped in the men's room. After the nervous guy's interview, cheater asks him how it went. Nervous guy says he failed. Cheater asks why. Nervous guy said, "Well, the interviewer asked me who the President of the United States is. I answered... "Fruit of the Loom"!
There were two men seated next to each other, waiting for their citizenship interviews. One was very nervous, the other was quite relaxed. The nervous one asked the other why he was so calm. The latter said he wrote down all the answers to the questions in his underwear. Sure enough, the cheater aced the interview. The nervous guy asked to borrow the cheater's tightie whities. They swapped in the men's room. After the nervous guy's interview, cheater asks him how it went. Nervous guy says he failed. Cheater asks why. Nervous guy said, "Well, the interviewer asked me who the President of the United States is. I answered... "Fruit of the Loom"!
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Andy : Congratulations on achieving your goal!
Every day I am so thankful to my grandfather, for his coming to America. He was a 22 year old Sicilian boy who arrived at Ellis Island, NYC, on 12/15/1908. He was born in 1886, and the ship that brought him to the Promised Land was built in 1886. I have seen the photograph of it, as well as the government list at the time with his name on it.
People many times ask me "How are you today?"
My answer: "Well, I woke up American today, so I know the day's going to be just peachy!!"
Every day in America is a GIFT, so enjoy the PRESENT!!
This is the day that the Lord has made. Let us be rejoice and be glad in it.
Psalm 118:24.
SIA
Every day I am so thankful to my grandfather, for his coming to America. He was a 22 year old Sicilian boy who arrived at Ellis Island, NYC, on 12/15/1908. He was born in 1886, and the ship that brought him to the Promised Land was built in 1886. I have seen the photograph of it, as well as the government list at the time with his name on it.
People many times ask me "How are you today?"
My answer: "Well, I woke up American today, so I know the day's going to be just peachy!!"
Every day in America is a GIFT, so enjoy the PRESENT!!
This is the day that the Lord has made. Let us be rejoice and be glad in it.
Psalm 118:24.
SIA
N. Texas LTC's hold 3 breakfasts each month. All are 800 AM. OC is fine.
2nd Saturdays: Rudy's BBQ, N. Dallas Pkwy, N.bound, N. of Main St., Frisco.
3rd Saturdays: Golden Corral, 465 E. I-20, Collins St exit, Arlington.
4th Saturdays: Sunny St. Cafe, off I-20, Exit 415, Mikus Rd, Willow Park.
2nd Saturdays: Rudy's BBQ, N. Dallas Pkwy, N.bound, N. of Main St., Frisco.
3rd Saturdays: Golden Corral, 465 E. I-20, Collins St exit, Arlington.
4th Saturdays: Sunny St. Cafe, off I-20, Exit 415, Mikus Rd, Willow Park.
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2 of my uncles came to this land some 60 yrs ago. I followed some 40 yrs later. My cousins are born here, all my kids are born here. Half of dozens or more of my cousins have already moved here.
Being an American, is an opportunity to prove that you can be the best if you work hard at it. Nothing is free, nothing is easy, this land makes it fair and square for all.
Welcome to the land of the Free.
Being an American, is an opportunity to prove that you can be the best if you work hard at it. Nothing is free, nothing is easy, this land makes it fair and square for all.
Welcome to the land of the Free.
Beiruty,
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While you're up in Plano, you should check out the Flags of Honor.
https://www.planoflagsofhonor.org/
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https://tingenwilliams.com/2015/can-com ... emony/3943
The above link details WHO can attend a citizenship ceremony.
http://www.txnd.uscourts.gov/naturaliza ... y-schedule
The above link is the Naturalization schedule for the North Texas district.
The only such ceremony on 11/14/19 is to be held in Fort Worth, not Plano. So we have a disconnect on what AndyC has been told, versus the official schedule.
AndyC: Keep up posted on the correct time, data, and location. You have forum friends who would like to be there.
SIA
The above link details WHO can attend a citizenship ceremony.
http://www.txnd.uscourts.gov/naturaliza ... y-schedule
The above link is the Naturalization schedule for the North Texas district.
The only such ceremony on 11/14/19 is to be held in Fort Worth, not Plano. So we have a disconnect on what AndyC has been told, versus the official schedule.
AndyC: Keep up posted on the correct time, data, and location. You have forum friends who would like to be there.
SIA
N. Texas LTC's hold 3 breakfasts each month. All are 800 AM. OC is fine.
2nd Saturdays: Rudy's BBQ, N. Dallas Pkwy, N.bound, N. of Main St., Frisco.
3rd Saturdays: Golden Corral, 465 E. I-20, Collins St exit, Arlington.
4th Saturdays: Sunny St. Cafe, off I-20, Exit 415, Mikus Rd, Willow Park.
2nd Saturdays: Rudy's BBQ, N. Dallas Pkwy, N.bound, N. of Main St., Frisco.
3rd Saturdays: Golden Corral, 465 E. I-20, Collins St exit, Arlington.
4th Saturdays: Sunny St. Cafe, off I-20, Exit 415, Mikus Rd, Willow Park.