FL: Man sits down in car, shoots himself in the genitials

[Vol Texan]

From the article: "She said the man told her he sat on the gun, which went off accidentally."

How is that possible without shooting himself in the butt first? That's an awfully weird angle the barrel was pointed!

Easy, being a convicted felon he broke the penal code.

I see what you did there.

[The Annoyed Man]

From the article: "She said the man told her he sat on the gun, which went off accidentally."

How is that possible without shooting himself in the butt first? That's an awfully weird angle the barrel was pointed!

Easy, being a convicted felon he broke the penal code.

I see what you did there.

Perhaps someone should revise Col. Jeff Cooper's 4 basic safety rules by adding a new 1st one: "Don't ever point the muzzle at yer [insert body part here]" .......and then follow with the other 4 in regular order.

1. Don't ever point the muzzle at yer [body part]. Use a mallet to pound it flat instead, if you must.
2. All guns are always loaded.
3. Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy. (See #1 !!!!)
4. Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target.
5. Be sure of your target and what is beyond it.

Perhaps we could persuade the unenlightened to EDC a mallet........

[bblhd672]

From the article: "She said the man told her he sat on the gun, which went off accidentally."

How is that possible without shooting himself in the butt first? That's an awfully weird angle the barrel was pointed!

Easy, being a convicted felon he broke the penal code.

I see what you did there.

Perhaps someone should revise Col. Jeff Cooper's 4 basic safety rules by adding a new 1st one: "Don't ever point the muzzle at yer [insert body part here]" .......and then follow with the other 4 in regular order.

1. Don't ever point the muzzle at yer [body part]. Use a mallet to pound it flat instead, if you must.
2. All guns are always loaded.
3. Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy. (See #1 !!!!)
4. Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target.
5. Be sure of your target and what is beyond it.

Perhaps we could persuade the unenlightened to EDC a mallet........

I think allowing those who would injure themselves thus shouldn't be discouraged. The less they procreate the less future generations of non-thinkers.

[Soccerdad1995]

I think this should be eligible for the Darwin award. He didn't die, but he did ensure he wouldn't procreate.

[philip964]

From the article: "She said the man told her he sat on the gun, which went off accidentally."

How is that possible without shooting himself in the butt first? That's an awfully weird angle the barrel was pointed!

Easy, being a convicted felon he broke the penal code.

I see what you did there.

Yeah this may be the best one. Glock leg was pretty good, but this is subtle, perfect for the G rating of this site.

[locke_n_load]

From the article: "She said the man told her he sat on the gun, which went off accidentally."

How is that possible without shooting himself in the butt first? That's an awfully weird angle the barrel was pointed!

Easy, being a convicted felon he broke the penal code.

I see what you did there.

Missed it until you said that haah.

[The Annoyed Man]

BTW, I just want to make sure we're all on the same page...... "genitials" (as in the thread title) is the same thing as "genitals", right?

[hillfighter]

BTW, I just want to make sure we're all on the same page...... "genitials" (as in the thread title) is the same thing as "genitals", right?

I thought he shot himself somewhere in California near El Cajon.

[Jusme]

BTW, I just want to make sure we're all on the same page...... "genitials" (as in the thread title) is the same thing as "genitals", right?

Maybe they are spelled differently after a bullet hits them!!

[puma guy]

BTW, I just want to make sure we're all on the same page...... "genitials" (as in the thread title) is the same thing as "genitals", right?

Maybe they are spelled differently after a bullet hits them!!

Well, his are no longer essential genitials!

[Keith B]

BTW, I just want to make sure we're all on the same page...... "genitials" (as in the thread title) is the same thing as "genitals", right?

Maybe they are spelled differently after a bullet hits them!!

Well, his are no longer essential genitials!

Since it was in Florida, he may have been a genteel Gentile who shot himself in the genitals not so gently.

[puma guy]

BTW, I just want to make sure we're all on the same page...... "genitials" (as in the thread title) is the same thing as "genitals", right?

Maybe they are spelled differently after a bullet hits them!!

Well, his are no longer essential genitials!

Since it was in Florida, he may have been a genteel Gentile who shot himself in the genitals not so gently.

Or maybe he was a Gentile changing religion the hard way!

[philip964]

BTW, I just want to make sure we're all on the same page...... "genitials" (as in the thread title) is the same thing as "genitals", right?

Maybe they are spelled differently after a bullet hits them!!

Well, his are no longer essential genitials!

Since it was in Florida, he may have been a genteel Gentile who shot himself in the genitals not so gently.

Or maybe he was a Gentile changing religion the hard way!

Another top pick!

[The Annoyed Man]

BTW, I just want to make sure we're all on the same page...... "genitials" (as in the thread title) is the same thing as "genitals", right?

Maybe they are spelled differently after a bullet hits them!!

Well, his are no longer essential genitials!

Since it was in Florida, he may have been a genteel Gentile who shot himself in the genitals not so gently.

Or maybe he was a Gentile changing religion the hard way!

Another top pick!

.....or changing gender the hard way?

[tbrown]

They could have saved the taxpayers a lot of money by giving Bradley Manning this choice if he really wanted to be Chelsea.