Well...at least it wasn't S&W 500...

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Well...at least it wasn't S&W 500...

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Concealed carry in jail facility...

"It's not yet clear whether the owner wants it back, but Limestone County authorities recovered a stolen gun when it fell from an inmate's body cavity during a search at the jail."

Umm...nah, you can keep it...

"Jesse O'Neal Roberts, 23, of Elkmont, was being booked into the Limestone County Jail on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication when the weapon fell from his body, said sheriff's spokesman Stephen Young."

"The weapon, which was reported stolen from Florence, was not loaded. It is a Jimenez .380-cailber pistol valued at $100."

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I don't think I've ever seen much less fired a Jimenez, but they tell me they are real stinkers. Might have been worth $100 at one time, but after such use I would think you would have to pay someone to take that gun.
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Liberty wrote:I don't think I've ever seen much less fired a Jimenez, but they tell me they are real stinkers. Might have been worth $100 at one time, but after such use I wiuld think you would have to pay someone to take that gun.

If it wasn't a "stinker" before, it is now. "rlol"

Probably needs to be treated as hazardous waste and destroyed.
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He had probably over lubed it, and that's why it slipped out.
Or maybe that's the only way he could get it slip in to begin with.
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A new definition of accidental discharge.
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IBTL!
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If it was unloaded, then where did he store the bullets?

Good thing the original owner hadn't equipped it with a rail mounted weapons light!
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The Annoyed Man wrote:IBTL!
I had to google IBTL...lol...wait, that didn't sound right...
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RogueUSMC wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:IBTL!
I had to google IBTL...lol...wait, that didn't sound right...
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I hope they examine his next bm...that's probably where the ammo is...

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Might need something a little stronger than Hoppe's #9 to clean that gun.

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Maybe he shot a bear with it and the bear got annoyed.

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Wouldn't that be considered as an ND.

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bubba84 wrote:
RogueUSMC wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:IBTL!
I had to google IBTL...lol...wait, that didn't sound right...
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:smilelol5: Well played sir.

Yikes. I've heard of drugs being smuggled that way but................. OUCH.
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I figured it was a Browning.
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