Austinites turn out in droves for anti-gun 'mass farting' protest

[Beiruty]

They can keep their farting, I will keep my gun. Liberal idiots should turn their back to terrorists and fart back. No need to call 911. Best way to counter terror is Farthing!
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I can't stop laughing at the mental image you put in my head.

I am sure they would run out of gas quickly. Too bad for them, gas does not come out on demand either.


Note for "Farting Squad", load up on gas each morning, and hold it.

[chevy383surfing]

These anti-gunners really should seek counseling and at least attempt to ween themselves off of all the chemical dependencies that may be a big factor of the smog build-up in their intelligence-decision making process part of their brain.

[anygunanywhere]

They can keep their farting, I will keep my gun. Liberal idiots should turn their back to terrorists and fart back. No need to call 911. Best way to counter terror is Farthing!
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I can't stop laughing at the mental image you put in my head.

French man on the castle wall yelling at the British knights in the Monty Python movie "Search for the Holy Grail".

"I fart in your general direction!"

[treadlightly]

Let us not forget these pikers are politicizing a time honored art.

Take, for example the efforts of Le Petomane, a French performing farteur in the 1800's. He performed with such gusto he inspired Mel Brooks to name the Governor in Blazing Saddles William J. Lepetomane.

Sadly, Le Petomane's thunderous performances at le Moulin Rouge in Paris couldn't be recorded with modern equipment -

The interested researcher can find more here - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Pétomane

Coup le fromage.

[The Annoyed Man]

If someone farts at you, are you allowed to draw your gun and return fire? No? What about if it's a SBD? Is that considered defense of self, or others..... or maybe the environment?

[anygunanywhere]

If someone farts at you, are you allowed to draw your gun and return fire? No? What about if it's a SBD? Is that considered defense of self, or others..... or maybe the environment?

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