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Crime now eliminated in West Palm Beach
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:26 pm
by VMI77
Keep your no guns signs liberals, true progressives have discovered how to eliminate crime from a whole city, not just a few buildings.

Re: Crime now eliminated in West Palm Beach
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:44 pm
by Javier730
That oughta keep the bad guys out.

Re: Crime now eliminated in West Palm Beach
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:47 pm
by Javier730
We got something similar in the worse parts of town. It has a man with a hat and a trenchcoat with a circle slash over him. Ill try to get a picture of one.
Re: Crime now eliminated in West Palm Beach
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:50 pm
by VMI77
Javier730 wrote:We got something similar in the worse parts of town. It has a man with a hat and a trenchcoat with a circle slash over him. Ill try to get a picture of one.
Maybe that just means no perverts.
Re: Crime now eliminated in West Palm Beach
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:58 pm
by JALLEN
Splendid news. It will save a fortune in policing and overhead costs!
Keep us posted how it works out!
Re: Crime now eliminated in West Palm Beach
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 5:18 pm
by Richbirdhunter
Seems legit
Re: Crime now eliminated in West Palm Beach
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 5:24 pm
by Cowboyhockey14
Yeah that for sure will work. When can we expect these to be posted on all corners???
Re: Crime now eliminated in West Palm Beach
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 5:27 pm
by puma guy
My heart goes out to those who live outside the zone!

Re: Crime now eliminated in West Palm Beach
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 5:30 pm
by Javier730
puma guy wrote:My heart goes out to those who live outside the zone!


Re: Crime now eliminated in West Palm Beach
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 6:45 pm
by VoiceofReason
And if crime continues, we will put up a
bigger sign.

Re: Crime now eliminated in West Palm Beach
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 7:47 am
by Abraham
Do progs sincerely believe that criminals will shrug their shoulders and move on to a different area?
I have to believe they're laughing too, if not, they're sincerely living in the land of make believe...
Re: Crime now eliminated in West Palm Beach
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 8:02 am
by RoyGBiv
Of course the wishful thinkers that ordered up that sign are certain that everyone who reads it will already know the area code to call when reporting crimes. Can you make a local call from a cell phone without using the area code? No.

Re: Crime now eliminated in West Palm Beach
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 8:53 am
by Taypo
RoyGBiv wrote:Of course the wishful thinkers that ordered up that sign are certain that everyone who reads it will already know the area code to call when reporting crimes. Can you make a local call from a cell phone without using the area code? No.

Or is it a more likely conclusion that this sign has been around since 7 number dialing was common?
Re: Crime now eliminated in West Palm Beach
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:02 am
by dlh
At the bottom of that sign somebody should stencil in, "Black Rifles Matter"---that will get their attention.
dlh
Re: Crime now eliminated in West Palm Beach
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:12 am
by puma guy
Abraham wrote:Do progs sincerely believe that criminals will shrug their shoulders and move on to a different area?
I have to believe they're laughing too, if not, they're sincerely living in the land of make believe...
Abraham,
It will be as effective as this one.