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Babylonbee : New AR-15 Glows Blue When Libs Are Near
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 9:05 pm
by seph
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-ar-15-g ... -are-near/
. New AR-15 Glows Blue When Libs Are Near
. "We're really lucky to have stumbled on this technology," said a representative from Bravo Company USA. "Now you can feel confident knowing your home is safe from any godless heathen commies who prowl around at night trying to take away your second amendment!"
."We are also working on a version for progressives that will glow red whenever there is a racist nearby," said the representative. "Unfortunately that seems to be malfunctioning because it only seems to glow around progressives. We're still working on it."
Re: Babylonbee : New AR-15 Glows Blue When Libs Are Near
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 9:41 pm
by Tex1961
Re: Babylonbee : New AR-15 Glows Blue When Libs Are Near
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2020 1:01 am
by BigGuy
Re: Babylonbee : New AR-15 Glows Blue When Libs Are Near
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2020 1:27 am
by Paladin
Re: Babylonbee : New AR-15 Glows Blue When Libs Are Near
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2020 7:21 am
by The Annoyed Man
"We're really lucky to have stumbled on this technology," said a representative from Bravo Company USA. "Now you can feel confident knowing your home is safe from any godless heathen commies who prowl around at night trying to take away your second amendment!"
THIS is why I always try to buy from BCM. They’re always on top of the latest tech.
Re: Babylonbee : New AR-15 Glows Blue When Libs Are Near
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2020 9:25 am
by Rafe
I have to admit, it's much more evident even in full sunlight than I thought it'd be...
Re: Babylonbee : New AR-15 Glows Blue When Libs Are Near
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2020 9:34 am
by Grayling813
