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Shooter Walks Free As Police Tackle, Arrest AR-15 [Satire]
Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:12 pm
by Flightmare
https://babylonbee.com/news/shooter-wal ... rest-ar-15
LOS ANGELES, CA—There was an attempted shooting earlier today but luckily, the police were close by.
They managed to tackle the shooter's AR-15 to the floor. They pinned it to the ground and kicked it a few times for good measure, though it did not appear to be resisting arrest.
Bewildered, the shooter shrugged and slowly backed away.
"Honestly I was kinda hoping to make a name for myself," he told reporters later. "But they just blamed the gun. So... well, I guess I won't be famous after all."
Re: Shooter Walks Free As Police Tackle, Arrest AR-15 [Satire]
Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:27 pm
by Paladin
So true!
Re: Shooter Walks Free As Police Tackle, Arrest AR-15 [Satire]
Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:30 pm
by Grayling813
I asked my AR whether it was upset about this...no response.
Re: Shooter Walks Free As Police Tackle, Arrest AR-15 [Satire]
Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 3:04 pm
by Flightmare
Grayling813 wrote: ↑Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:30 pm
I asked my AR whether it was upset about this...no response.
So it wasn't "triggered"? Are you sure it's not being "suppressed"?
Re: Shooter Walks Free As Police Tackle, Arrest AR-15 [Satire]
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 12:44 pm
by OneGun
This is why it is important to feed your firearms quality ammo, routine cleaning, and regular exercise.
Any questions?