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BAD DATE: Man steals woman's car on date, takes her godsister to drive-in
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:04 am
by The Annoyed Man
http://abc13.com/man-steals-womans-car- ... e/3784717/
Faith Pugh says a man she knew from high school asked her to dinner, then showed up for their date without a car.
So they took her Volvo.
The man, Kelton Griffin, asked her to stop at a gas station and get him a cigar.
She went inside to buy it.
When she came out, her date and her car were gone.
We really need a Humor forum, because that’s where this belongs. You just can’t make up stuff like this....
Re: BAD DATE: Man steals woman's car on date, takes her godsister to drive-in
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:51 am
by flechero
The Annoyed Man wrote: ↑Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:04 am
http://abc13.com/man-steals-womans-car- ... e/3784717/
Faith Pugh says a man she knew from high school asked her to dinner, then showed up for their date without a car.
So they took her Volvo.
The man, Kelton Griffin, asked her to stop at a gas station and get him a cigar.
She went inside to buy it.
When she came out, her date and her car were gone.
We really need a Humor forum, because that’s where this belongs. You just can’t make up stuff like this....
That's hilarious... sort of.
I can't believe SHE even went to buy hum the cigar!
Re: BAD DATE: Man steals woman's car on date, takes her godsister to drive-in
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 11:27 am
by Oldgringo
I have a sneaking suspicion that this woman may not be too attractive or is otherwise desperate for company?
Re: BAD DATE: Man steals woman's car on date, takes her godsister to drive-in
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 1:47 pm
by Grayling813
He remembered her from high school where she was voted "Most Gullible."
Re: BAD DATE: Man steals woman's car on date, takes her godsister to drive-in
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 2:47 pm
by JustSomeOldGuy
Only a truly desperate man will steal a Volvo.......
Re: BAD DATE: Man steals woman's car on date, takes her godsister to drive-in
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 3:26 pm
by ELB
For some reason it reminds me of an amusing incident from high school.
This guy in my class, kind of an obnoxious knothead, bought a brand new KZ-400 motorcycle one summer, and was pretty proud of it. He also had eyes on this cute girl in the class behind ours. He talked about her a lot, and hung around, but was shy about asking her out.
We are all in gaggle at the county fair one night, Mr Knothead is front and center showing off his new bike. Mr. Knothead's best friend asked him if he could take the KZ-400 for a spin. Knothead said yes, so his friend turns right around, asks the cute girl if she'd like to go for ride, and rides off into the dark with her for about an hour while Knothead cursed a blue streak and kicked things...and the rest of couldn't stop laughing.