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”Here I am in the place where I come to get low. Miami, the bass and the sunset low." — Will Smith

South Florida is "hot." Not the modern definition (sexy, cool) but rather the more traditional one involving weather. Sweated through my first suit before I even left the hotel. I'm on number four right now, and will have to change again during the next commercial break. Tie is soaked.

Why do we even wear suits? Perhaps it's only fair, in our patriarchal hegemony, that men are forced to be uncomfortable and sweaty every now and then. But I would never willingly "suit up" to run a 5K race, or bike around a country lake, or get behind the wheel to chase horizons down the open road.

Tonight, I am a dancing bear, to be jeered at by a fickle press corps who surrendered their hearts to me in Texas, only to decide I wasn't good enough to bring home to mom and dad, that I wasn't "‘long-term" material, that they always saw our relationship as "more of a side chick situation." I'm starting to think they only shacked up with me to get back at Ted. Just look at them, sitting there all smug, talking trash behind my back to all their friends

RoyGBiv wrote: ↑Sat Jun 29, 2019 8:35 am That's satire. Says so at the bottom.

C-dub wrote: ↑Sat Jun 29, 2019 9:51 am

RoyGBiv wrote: ↑Sat Jun 29, 2019 8:35 am That's satire. Says so at the bottom.

Thank you.

I looked, but guess I overlooked that. However, I'm still chuckling at the odd accuracy of that satire that it just might have been something going through his head.