80% Nukes

[The Annoyed Man]

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80% Recreational Nuke

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Is it your dream to live in a world where happily married polygamist pan-transexuals can defend their coca fields and child-labor work force with tactical nuclear missiles? Do you like To have a good time? Have you always wanted your own recreational nuke? Well now you can make that dream a reality.

....just in case Swalwell becomes POTUS....

[Bitter Clinger]

https://firearmsunknown.com/FU2/recreational-nuke.html

80% Recreational Nuke

60 Reviews | Add Your Review

Is it your dream to live in a world where happily married polygamist pan-transexuals can defend their coca fields and child-labor work force with tactical nuclear missiles? Do you like To have a good time? Have you always wanted your own recreational nuke? Well now you can make that dream a reality.

....just in case Swalwell becomes POTUS....

For that price I expect to see the shaped detonator charge included!

[oljames3]

https://firearmsunknown.com/FU2/recreational-nuke.html

80% Recreational Nuke

60 Reviews | Add Your Review

Is it your dream to live in a world where happily married polygamist pan-transexuals can defend their coca fields and child-labor work force with tactical nuclear missiles? Do you like To have a good time? Have you always wanted your own recreational nuke? Well now you can make that dream a reality.

....just in case Swalwell becomes POTUS....

Does this come with complimentary dosimeters for the whole family? The dosimeters I have left over from monitoring the fallout from Chernobyl during the Cold War still glow in the dark, so I will need new ones.

[anygunanywhere]

At that price I would expect a thermonuclear weapon. None of that Hiroshima stuff. I want some fusion reaction. And a fresh charge of tritium too.

[ScottDLS]

And I want “dial a yield” up to 30 megatons.

[The Annoyed Man]

And I want “dial a yield” up to 30 megatons.

I don’t think it will yield 30 Megatons, but the description does seem to include dial-a-yield:

Every order will include:

.........

Preinstalled electronic control circuitry for control of Yield, Arming, Fuse, and Gas reservoir.

[ScottDLS]

And I want “dial a yield” up to 30 megatons.

I don’t think it will yield 30 Megatons, but the description does seem to include dial-a-yield:

Every order will include:

.........

Preinstalled electronic control circuitry for control of Yield, Arming, Fuse, and Gas reservoir.

Awesome. According to my research the largest yield in current inventory is 1,2 megaton. After the 9 mt B53 retired in 1987.

[Mel]

Don't be concerned with the cost. Just put it on your credit card and then call one of those companies that say you don't have to pay off the card.

[The Annoyed Man]

For that price I expect to see the shaped detonator charge included!

Hold on for a minute..... do you REALLY want the BATFE involved in this project? I’m pretty sure that would instantly reclassify your atomic bomb as a "destructive device". The safest bet is to form the penetrators from some giant freeze plugs from a Wärtsilä RT-flex96C, using a forming die from some online provider like SDT Tactical, and a small, cheap hydraulic press from Harbor Freight. And you’ll have to make the actual explosive compound from some common kitchen and house-cleaning chemicals. So you’ll maybe need a copy of The Anarchist's Cookbook.

[The Annoyed Man]

Does this come with complimentary dosimeters for the whole family? The dosimeters I have left over from monitoring the fallout from Chernobyl during the Cold War still glow in the dark, so I will need new ones.

I’m sure it doesn’t, not at that low of a price of only $99,999,999.76. However, they are available on Amazon.com for only $18 each, which is nothing compared to the price of the nuke.....which remember, isn’t really a nuke until you complete it.

[bblhd672]

A Barrett M82A1, scope, ammo and necessary accessories cost much less.

[The Annoyed Man]

A Barrett M82A1, scope, ammo and necessary accessories cost much less.

Yeah, but it doesn’t have the same kill radius, and it won’t turn the streets to glass.

[bblhd672]

A Barrett M82A1, scope, ammo and necessary accessories cost much less.

Yeah, but it doesn’t have the same kill radius, and it won’t turn the streets to glass.

You just need some of that unicorn brand magic hollow point exploding bullets!

[Bitter Clinger]

For that price I expect to see the shaped detonator charge included!

Hold on for a minute..... do you REALLY want the BATFE involved in this project? I’m pretty sure that would instantly reclassify your atomic bomb as a "destructive device". The safest bet is to form the penetrators from some giant freeze plugs from a Wärtsilä RT-flex96C, using a forming die from some online provider like SDT Tactical, and a small, cheap hydraulic press from Harbor Freight. And you’ll have to make the actual explosive compound from some common kitchen and house-cleaning chemicals. So you’ll maybe need a copy of The Anarchist's Cookbook.

Ummm...do I need a Form 1 if I build my own nucklear device?

Really? Seems unConstitutional...

[chasfm11]

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....just in case Swalwell becomes POTUS....

I suspect that if Swawell becomes POTUS, a recreational Nuke will be the least of anyone's problems.