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Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/wor ... 100876844/

http://www.christianpost.com/news/isis- ... es-181897/

Karma thou art a heartless mistress!!


Maybe we need to capture hogs here, strap explosives to them and air drop them on Isis positions. Either that or just air drop hog slop directly on the terrorists.

Squeal Team 6

There must be something to the Islamic proscription against pork. Perhaps Christians should pay attention, too. Me, I use it as an excuse to my wife for why I carry an AR-15 in my car in Texas. Those feral hogs can kill ISIS terrorists, imagine if they smelled bacon on my breath.

Revet wrote:Squeal Team 6

You made me spit out my drink, I laughed so hard!

Revet wrote:Squeal Team 6

I have yet to understand religious dietary restrictions.

Pork is unacceptable to Orthodox Jews too.

Unless, way back in time, eating pork was a serious risk due to trichinosis, thus it was a good idea to avoid or something along those lines and has simply evolved into a loopy religious practice.

Abraham wrote:I have yet to understand religious dietary restrictions.

I know what you mean. No pork. No beef. No meat at all. No meat on Friday, but only part of the year. Prohibition of alcoholic beverages. Don't even get me started on religious sexual restrictions.

I'm simply a moral, upstanding citizen without the need of religion.

If religion works for you, great.

Me, I have no need.

Thus, I can eat bacon anytime or meat on Friday or any day.

Plus, I don't have to fast or adhere to any dietary restrictions because I'm supposed to per...

Reciprocity is not always a good thing.

This story wouldn't have had a happy ending if pigs had an aversion to eating unclean meat, too.

I can't believe nobody commented on the name of the USA Today reporter.

The BACONATORS strike again!

I wonder what their religion says happened to them after being killed by those filthy swine!

Abraham wrote:I have yet to understand religious dietary restrictions.

Pork is unacceptable to Orthodox Jews too.

Unless, way back in time, eating pork was a serious risk due to trichinosis, thus it was a good idea to avoid or something along those lines and has simply evolved into a loopy religious practice.

I don't think Seventh Day Adventists eat pork or catfish. At least, they didn't use to when I was a pup. Just sayin'......

See. Bacon is the answer.