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A guy walks into a bar...... ouch!

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar; the bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

“So having said all that, why aren’t I 50 points ahead, you might ask?”

What about the dyslexic atheist insomniac that stays awake in bed all night, wondering if there is a dog?

A guy walks into a bar, and wakes up in a hospital.
Two guys walk into a bar, which is stupid. The 2nd guy should have seen it.
Three guys walk into a bar; the bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

If I had a nickel for every time somebody told my I was OCD, I'd have $56.35.

If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

2 Germans walk into a BAR...

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."

Two Irish guys are walking out of a bar.

Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one. The other two escaped with minor injuries.

Old Chinese proverb: He who runs in the dark ...... stumbles.

Man who fart in church sit in pew.