Seriously?

[Dub]

And I thought the neighbors cats were a problem?

http://www.click2houston.com/news/polic ... s/25858050

Residents in the Woodland Heights neighborhood of Houston are on the lookout for a serial pooper who has been defecating in neighbors yards, driveways and sidewalks. He’s even hit one home six times! According to the news report, the suspect brings paper towels to wipe himself with, leaving the poopy papers behind at the scene. Can’t have a serial pooper with an itchy butt!

One neighbor placed the camera in a nearby tree to try and catch the suspect, several images were recorded that show an older man who is balding with a mustache wearing shorts.

Deputies told Local 2 that’s their suspect and he will likely face an indecent exposure or criminal mischief charge, if caught.

Neighbors are hoping it happens soon because he’s been leaving behind a huge mess and they are tired of cleaning up after him.

“This is our neighborhood,” said Aimee Parsons. “Whatever people think should go on around here — pooping is not okay. We don’t want dogs pooping in our yards why would we want a human? It is very strange.”






Read more: http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/05/br ... z31KEDCtbP" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Jim Beaux]

A guy told me a story of when he was stuck in traffic in Atlanta early one morning and got hit with "HIGHLY MOTIVATED BOWELS". It got to the point that he was just about losing the battle & couldnt contain things much longer- and panic stricken he drove down an overpass grassy medium - jumped the curve- and screeched into a convenience store. He was told tough luck, the restroom was out of service.

His panic growing - his options limited - he ran behind the store and squeezed through loose boards in the fence of a neighboring residence - and hastily established a somewhat open position beside shrubbery of a well manicured lawn. He soon realized he was hopelessly exposed to a glass patio door - and the unsuspecting (thankfully) residents inside eating breakfast!

All he had with him was several crisp $1 bills and a few $20's! He said he was mighty thankful that he didnt get caught and mighty thankful that he had enough $1's!

I would love to have seen the reaction of the homeowner finding the big pile of "devalued" currency! Talk about some expensive roughage!

[Wodathunkit]

Keep your eyes out for this poopetrator.

[Keith B]

several images were recorded that show an older man who is balding with a mustache wearing shorts.

I swear I have not been anywhere near The Woodlands.

[gringo pistolero]

“This is our neighborhood,” said Aimee Parsons. “Whatever people think should go on around here — pooping is not okay. We don’t want dogs pooping in our yards why would we want a human? It is very strange.”

So much for my first theory that a neighbor is targeting dog owners who don't clean up after their pets.

[MeMelYup]

In other words it's not over until the paper work is done.

[Abraham]

This is the first time I've laughed out loud and simultaneously felt nauseous.

Keith B's post had me howling with laughter!

[sjfcontrol]

several images were recorded that show an older man who is balding with a mustache wearing shorts.

I swear I have not been anywhere near The Woodlands.

So, Keith, you have a mustache wearing shorts? Don't think I've ever seen one. You should post a picture!

[nightmare]

[philip964]

I could not find a link to an article, but on the radio today they said the Pooper had been caught. He was urinating in someones yard when police drove by.

He looked like the person in the video.

Police questioned him and he admitted being the Pooper.

He was later released without charges "because he was crazy".

Found a link to a story. http://swamplot.com/the-serial-defecato ... 014-05-13/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Oh and he promised before he was released, he wouldn't do do it again.

[Selina Kyle]

Wow. This gave me a much needed laugh!!!

[anygunanywhere]

What caliber for serial poopers?

Anygunanywhere

[RogueUSMC]

rocksalt...

[Maxwell]

rocksalt...

My first thought also!!!!

[Austin83]

Gross