The Emergency Bra
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Re: The Emergency Bra
This is what I got when I googled emergency mask. Not my first choice in a Chernobyl type incident.
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Give me li-bra-ty or give me death!!terryg wrote:I, for one, chose death ...AndyC wrote:Next up, a cup for men which can be taken off and then held over the mouth and nose in case of nuclea....
On second thought - gimme the rads instead, thanks


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Red is nice for certain occasions but I think it may be a little 'too much' for a daytime disaster. I'm thinking basic black or a nice pale pink.....although, you can't go wrong with neutral....Where's Tim Gunn when you need him?
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I wanna see pictures.
Seems like the original 'Mae West' floatation device logic extends beyond Pam Anderson and Bay Watch.
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Seems like the original 'Mae West' floatation device logic extends beyond Pam Anderson and Bay Watch.
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That's a pretty good sized gas mask she is wearing! 

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Re: The Emergency Bra
This will only hurt a little. What comes next, more so.
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Thanks Cobra Medic.
I wonder, if my bride discovered one of those in the cab of my truck, would she accept my explanation that it was an emergency device?
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I wonder, if my bride discovered one of those in the cab of my truck, would she accept my explanation that it was an emergency device?
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Am I the only one who fell for that when I was 5 while hanging out with my older sister's football player friends?AndyC wrote:Next up, a cup for men which can be taken off and then held over the mouth and nose in case of nuclea....
On second thought - gimme the rads instead, thanks

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This is sure to be the next “look”.Cobra Medic wrote:saltydog452 wrote:I wanna see pictures.
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Re: The Emergency Bra
And for variety, there are the strapless and push-up models. Underwire can optional as well........
Aaaaaagh!!! If my wife found one of those "emergency masks" in my glovebox, she would suffocate me with it........


Aaaaaagh!!! If my wife found one of those "emergency masks" in my glovebox, she would suffocate me with it........
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If it's your time to go, I can think of worse ways.lonewolf wrote:
Aaaaaagh!!! If my wife found one of those "emergency masks" in my glovebox, she would suffocate me with it........

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And next thing you know the gubment will be regulating D cups!USA1 wrote:If it's your time to go, I can think of worse ways.lonewolf wrote:
Aaaaaagh!!! If my wife found one of those "emergency masks" in my glovebox, she would suffocate me with it........
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