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Re: The Emergency Bra

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This is what I got when I googled emergency mask. Not my first choice in a Chernobyl type incident.
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Re: The Emergency Bra

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terryg wrote:
AndyC wrote:Next up, a cup for men which can be taken off and then held over the mouth and nose in case of nuclea....

On second thought - gimme the rads instead, thanks :mrgreen:
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Re: The Emergency Bra

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Red is nice for certain occasions but I think it may be a little 'too much' for a daytime disaster. I'm thinking basic black or a nice pale pink.....although, you can't go wrong with neutral....Where's Tim Gunn when you need him?

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I wanna see pictures.

Seems like the original 'Mae West' floatation device logic extends beyond Pam Anderson and Bay Watch.

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That's a pretty good sized gas mask she is wearing! :lol::
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Re: The Emergency Bra

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saltydog452 wrote:I wanna see pictures.
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Thanks Cobra Medic.

I wonder, if my bride discovered one of those in the cab of my truck, would she accept my explanation that it was an emergency device?

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AndyC wrote:Next up, a cup for men which can be taken off and then held over the mouth and nose in case of nuclea....

On second thought - gimme the rads instead, thanks :mrgreen:
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Re: The Emergency Bra

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Cobra Medic wrote:
saltydog452 wrote:I wanna see pictures.
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This is sure to be the next “look”. :lol:

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And for variety, there are the strapless and push-up models. Underwire can optional as well........ "rlol" :thumbs2:

Aaaaaagh!!! If my wife found one of those "emergency masks" in my glovebox, she would suffocate me with it........
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"rlol" "rlol" "rlol"
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lonewolf wrote:
Aaaaaagh!!! If my wife found one of those "emergency masks" in my glovebox, she would suffocate me with it........
If it's your time to go, I can think of worse ways. :cool:
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Re: The Emergency Bra

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USA1 wrote:
lonewolf wrote:
Aaaaaagh!!! If my wife found one of those "emergency masks" in my glovebox, she would suffocate me with it........
If it's your time to go, I can think of worse ways. :cool:
And next thing you know the gubment will be regulating D cups!

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