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Got this in email, and true or not thought it was pretty funny. :lol:

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Recently, the Chula Vista Police Department ran an e-mail forum (a question and answer exchange) with the topic being, "Community Policing."

One of the civilian email participants posed the following question: "I would like to know how it is possible for police officers to continually harass people and get away with it?"

From the "other side" (the law enforcement side) Sgt. Bennett, obviously a cop with a sense of humor replied:

"First of all, let me tell you this...it's not easy. In Chula Vista , we average one cop for every 600 people. Only about 60% of those cops are on general duty (or what you might refer to as "patrol") where we do most of our harassing.

The rest are in non-harassing departments that do not allow them contact with the day to day innocents. And at any given moment, only one-fifth of the 60% patrollers are on duty and available for harassing people while the rest are off duty. So roughly, one cop is responsible for harassing about 5,000 residents.

When you toss in the commercial business, and tourist locations that attract people from other areas, sometimes you have a situation where a single cop is responsible for harassing 10,000 or more people a day.

Now, your average ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds long. This gives a cop one second to harass a person, and then only three-fourths of a second to eat a donut AND then find a new person to harass. This is not an easy task. To be honest, most cops are not up to this challenge day in and day out. It is just too tiring. What we do is utilize some tools to help us narrow down those people which we can realistically harass.

The tools available to us are as follows:

PHONE: People will call us up and point out things that cause us to focus on a person for special harassment. "My neighbor is beating his wife" is a code phrase used often. This means we'll come out and give somebody some special harassment.

Another popular one is, "There's a guy breaking into a house." The harassment team is then put into action.

CARS: We have special cops assigned to harass people who drive. They like to harass the drivers of fast cars, cars with no insurance or no driver's licenses and the like. It's lots of fun when you pick them out of traffic for nothing more obvious than running a red light. Sometimes you get to really heap the harassment on when you find they have drugs in the car, they are drunk, or have an outstanding warrant on file.

RUNNERS: Some people take off running just at the sight of a police officer. Nothing is quite as satisfying as running after them like a beagle on the scent of a bunny. When you catch them you can harass them for hours.

STATUTES: When we don't have PHONES or CARS and have nothing better to do, there are actually books that give us ideas for reasons to harass folks. They are called "Statutes"; Criminal Codes, Motor Vehicle Codes, etc... They all spell out all sorts of things for which you can really mess with people.

After you read the statute, you can just drive around for awhile until you find someone violating one of these listed offenses and harass them. Just last week I saw a guy trying to steal a car. Well, there's this book we have that says that's not allowed. That meant I got permission to harass this guy. It is a really cool system that we have set up, and it works pretty well.

We seem to have a never-ending supply of folks to harass. And we get away with it. Why? Because for the good citizens who pay the tab, we try to keep the streets safe for them, and they pay us to "harass" some people.

Next time you are in my town, give me the old "single finger wave." That's another one of those codes. It means, "You can harass me." It's one of our favorites.
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"rlol" "rlol" "rlol"
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That is PURE greatness! I wish I would've read that when I was a kiddo (OK, well at least a teenager).
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:rofl:

I must admit though, my sense of humor has changed over the years. Back in the early '80s I was stopped in Bellaire for "driving while Mexican" or, more appropriately, having a full, long head of black hair while driving driving my Dad's midlife crisis Mustang down Chimney Rock (I am not Latina, but could pass for one until the moment I open my mouth). I was never given a reason for the stop, fully checked for insurance & etc, admonished to watch out, because they "keep an eye on" people driving through their fair city. I probably wouldn't have thought this was so funny back then.
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PUCKER wrote:That is PURE greatness! I wish I would've read that when I was a kiddo (OK, well at least a teenager).
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I was given a ticket when I was 19y for speeding on a road that I hadn't even been on. Unfortunately, I was young, naive, and deploying in two weeks. I tried to get it taken care of through the mail, but they claim they never received anything from me and it went to warrant before I returned to the States. I got my Legal Officer involved and he "helped." They "let" me pay the fine, which was somewhere around $300 for what started out as a $75 ticket.
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Excellent post, Keith.
because they "keep an eye on" people driving through their fair city.
They stop fair haired gringos, too. Take my wife. Please!! (Just kidding). She was born in Bellaire, is a natural blond with fair skin, and has known all along to not speed, run red lights or stop signs there. We have even told visitors to bypass Bellaire if possible when coming to our house, which is 1/2 mile from Bellaire.

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rdcrags wrote:Excellent post, Keith.
because they "keep an eye on" people driving through their fair city.
They stop fair haired gringos, too. Take my wife. Please!! (Just kidding). She was born in Bellaire, is a natural blond with fair skin, and has known all along to not speed, run red lights or stop signs there. We have even told visitors to bypass Bellaire if possible when coming to our house, which is 1/2 mile from Bellaire.

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I work right next to Bellaire. When going to lunch, we go out of our way to avoid driving through West U or Bellaire.
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:smilelol5: :smilelol5: :smilelol5:
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Thats is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for sharing it..
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TOOOOO FUNNY!!! What a wit!
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