http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/nb/ ... 39905.html
My wife's grandpa would always come out the front door on to the front porch with a shotgun... anytime anyone drove up.
His eyes started getting bad later.... so my mother-in-law would always holler out the car window "It's me, Dad! It's me!"
Maybe this guy's wife will say something along those lines... the NEXT time she comes back from the bathroom in the dead of night.
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