Song Titles if the Beatles Were Overweight

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Re: Song Titles if the Beatles Were Overweight

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Nice Photoshop work!

Can't Buy Me Lamb

All You Need is Lard

Good Day Sausage

Happiness is a Warm Goose

Hey, Jam

Here Comes the Soup

Carry That Weight (oh; hold on; that's the real title...)
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Now that I already screwed up and put a real title in there, might as well eliminate some of real ones that might make the grade, starting with the one I already used:

Carry That Weight

I Am the Walrus

Honey Pie

Savoy Truffle

Glass Onion (maybe; hardly a binge-eating target)

Mean Mr. Mustard (ditto above comment)

I Should Have Known Better

She's So Heavy

A Taste of Honey

Strawberry Fields Forever
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Strawberry fields for ever and EVER.
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Jersey Submarine

As in Jersey Mike's, "A Sub Above."

Okay. Yeah. Too much of a stretch...
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Strawberry Shortcake Forever

Lady Mega-Donna

All You Need is Pie

Yelp!

A Lard Days Night

Piggy Lane

The Long and Winding Spagetti
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Across the Universal Buffet

Any Time at All, I'm ready to eat

Another Helping, Girl

Eight Meals a Day

Magical Mystery Meat

Piggies, we're all piggies

P.S., I love cake

While my car springs gently weep

You never give me your leftovers

You really got a hold on me bacon
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Don’t let me starve. And I love ham. Penny spam. While my stomach gently weeps. I want to hold your ham. I’m only eating. Fatman.
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With those haircuts, all I can think of is Captain Kangaroo.
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Jell-O Submarine
I Should Have Known Butter
Another Gyro
Fixing a Whole Dinner
Happiness is a Warm Bun
Kommt, Gibt Mir Deine Ham
Octopus' Garden Salad
The Buffet of John and Yoko
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All You Need is Grub
Give Pizza a Chance
Hey Food
With a Little Kelp from My Friends
Lucy In The Sky with Dine In
Drool On The Hill
Blackbird Pie
Please Feed Me
Fried Onion
Honey Pie ala Mode
Roasted Racoon
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