Wear your mask!
It's magical!
“Let's go out to eat, 2020 style...
1. Arrive at restaurant, fish three month old single-use surgical mask out of car's filthy cupholder (still slightly sticky from this morning's 84oz diet Pepsi).
2. Strap up with three month old single-use surgical mask.
*MAGICAL ANTI-GERM BARRIER ENGAGE!!!*
3. Proceed into restaurant, opening door with same handle grabbed by 200 people so far today.
4. Hostess has immediate seating for your woke party of three. Walk past entire restaurant of unmasked people. It's ok, they're sitting.
5. Sit down.
*SEATED ANTI-GERM FORCEFIELD ENGAGE!!!*
6. Safely within your anti-germ forcefield, remove mask. Browse menu while making relaxed inhales of the same recirculated AC air previously inside the lungs of the 200 people that also grabbed the door handle.
7. Waitress drops off drinks bare handed.
8. Grab drink with your bare hand. Sip leisurely, secure in knowing you're within your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness.
9. Too many drinks. Need to pee. Don the magical anti-germ barrier mask as you leave your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness.
10. Walk past 40 unmasked restaurant patrons. Open bathroom with same door knob grabbed by 100 other people so far today.
11. Return to table past same 40 unmasked restaurant patrons.
12. Remove mask. Once again safe in your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness. Waitress takes your sweaty drink glass with her bare hand, refills, hands back to you. You accept with your bare hand. Grab some bread and eat it. Same hand. Yum Yum.
13. Meal complete. Mask on. Walk past 40 unmasked patrons. Make full body contact with at least 4 people waiting at the hostess stand as you squeeze your way back to the door - no matter, they're all also wearing their magical anti-germ barriers.
14. Grab exit handle, which you are now the 220th person of the day to touch. Eating out successful.
15. Breathe a sigh of relief knowing that even after leaving the protection of your home and venturing out into the scary world of the public, you are essentially sterile - thanks to your state approved methods of magical germ mitigation.”
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President Trump tested Positive for Covid!
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Re: President Trump tested Positive for Covid!
I carry, not because I hate what is in front of me, but because I love what is behind me.
Re: President Trump tested Positive for Covid!
I believe it is Trump that has the affinity for the Russian leadership and the election interference they provide on his behalf. The hypocrisy of Trump being choppered off to a government hospital while his Justice Department seeks to overturn protection for pre-existing conditions is pretty rich. He promised to “repeal Obamacare and replace it with something much, much, better” - has he done that? No, and he hasn’t built a wall that was paid for by Mexico. He did cut some taxes, but did so only by skyrocketing the National debt. His bull about hydroxychloroquine, and failure to protect his own staff from COVID-19, are just more examples of his poor leadership.parabelum wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 10:19 pmGo back to Russia. The thread is about President Trump testing positive for covid. You’re throwing up leftist talking point that has nothing to do with the topic. How about you mention $3+ million Hunter received from your comrades?Chaparral wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 8:44 pm So, do you think the $1,500 Trump has paid in federal income tax over the last six years covered the cost of his treatment at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, or was he the beneficiary of government-administered socialist healthcare?
And I don't understand why the doctors there didn't just administer hydroxychloroquine - I thought that was the cure.
Stick to the topic. I have no patience for the leftists anymore. I don’t care how they disguise themselves.
Re: President Trump tested Positive for Covid!
Sorry guys, he’s a government employee, commander in Chief, he gets Heath care at no cost at a military hospital.
Has any other president donated his entire salary to charity?
He was on Rush today sounded great, no gasping for air, Nada.
Has any other president donated his entire salary to charity?
He was on Rush today sounded great, no gasping for air, Nada.
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Re: President Trump tested Positive for Covid!
Seen on FB;
Hater:
I can't wait to get Donald Trump out of office.
Me:
Why?
Hater:
Why?!?! Don't tell me you don't think he colluded with Russia!
Me:
According to Robert Mueller's exhaustive, multi-million dollar investigation, there was no evidence of that. But there was evidence that the Obama administration spied on him and his campaign using the FBI and falsely creating the hoax.
Hater:
Well, he said he'd repeal and replace Obamacare. What happened to that?
Me:
Well, he removed the tax penalty which removes the mandate. Congress now just has to move with it's replacement. He can't do it by Executive Order. You do know Obama had very little to do with the writing of the ACA, right? Not to mention that Trump signed 4 executive orders to cut insulin and prescription drug prices significantly.
Hater:
Well, he said he'd build a wall and Mexico was gonna pay for it. Haha. What happened to that?
Me:
They've built over 260 miles of new wall so far and he's renegotiated NAFTA costing Mexico billions of dollars that were given to them by Bill Clinton through the returning of jobs in America.
Hater:
Well, that's not them paying for it!
Me:
BILLIONS. Did you think he literally meant Mexico was gonna write a check with "Wall" in the memo?
Hater:
Well, he's buddy buddy with Putin and Kim Jung Un.
Me:
Getting along with your adversaries is not a bad thing. Or would you prefer he antagonize them? BTW, when was the last "test missile" North Korea sent Japan's way?
Hater:
Well, he doesn't like the military! He called the dead soldiers "losers!"
Me:
You're referring to a report made from "anonymous sources" when over nine people who were with the President that have gone on record saying that it wasn't true? That doesn't send up any red flags for you? He's brought our Vets home and taken great strides, and put a lot of money into fixing the VA, ask any veteran you know. Funny way to treat people you think are "losers," don't you think?
Hater:
Well, he got impeached for God's sake!
Me:
Yes, impeached by a partisan House and subsequently acquitted as there was no evidence that the President did anything wrong (no quid pro quo) in his communication with the President of Ukraine. BTW, you know Joe Biden actually admitted on national television to doing that exact thing while he was in office as VP though, right?
Hater:
Well, he handled COVID horribly!
Me:
What would've you done differently?
Hater:
He didn't close the borders in time!
Me:
He announce travel restrictions on 1/31 and was called xenophobic for doing so, all the while Nancy Pelosi was walking in Chinatown telling everyone to come on down, the water is fine.
Hater:
Well, he refused to wear a mask.
Me:
Here's a picture of him wearing a mask.
Hater:
Well, that was too far after!
Me:
After what? He had two of his experts on national TV every day giving updates and telling everyone to wear a mask?
Hater:
Well, he said everything will be fine and this will end!
Me:
Did you want him to run around screaming that the sky was falling?
Hater:
Well, listen to the way he talks! He's nasty! He's not how I want my President to sound.
Me:
Ahhh. NOW we're getting somewhere. You don't like his personality. And everything you've mentioned up until now is because you don't like his personality.
So for you it seems personal and not about the job he's done.
So listen, if you want a President who will tell you whatever you want to hear, flip-flopping on every issue, not getting anything done his entire time while in office, but who sounds like a nice guy (even though he seems seriously impaired), then Joe Biden is definitely your man.
TRUMP 2020
Deplorable lunatic since 2016
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Re: President Trump tested Positive for Covid!
Flightmare wrote: ↑Fri Oct 09, 2020 10:06 pm Seen on FB;
Hater:
I can't wait to get Donald Trump out of office.
Me:
Why?
Hater:
Why?!?! Don't tell me you don't think he colluded with Russia!
Me:
According to Robert Mueller's exhaustive, multi-million dollar investigation, there was no evidence of that. But there was evidence that the Obama administration spied on him and his campaign using the FBI and falsely creating the hoax.
Hater:
Well, he said he'd repeal and replace Obamacare. What happened to that?
Me:
Well, he removed the tax penalty which removes the mandate. Congress now just has to move with it's replacement. He can't do it by Executive Order. You do know Obama had very little to do with the writing of the ACA, right? Not to mention that Trump signed 4 executive orders to cut insulin and prescription drug prices significantly.
Hater:
Well, he said he'd build a wall and Mexico was gonna pay for it. Haha. What happened to that?
Me:
They've built over 260 miles of new wall so far and he's renegotiated NAFTA costing Mexico billions of dollars that were given to them by Bill Clinton through the returning of jobs in America.
Hater:
Well, that's not them paying for it!
Me:
BILLIONS. Did you think he literally meant Mexico was gonna write a check with "Wall" in the memo?
Hater:
Well, he's buddy buddy with Putin and Kim Jung Un.
Me:
Getting along with your adversaries is not a bad thing. Or would you prefer he antagonize them? BTW, when was the last "test missile" North Korea sent Japan's way?
Hater:
Well, he doesn't like the military! He called the dead soldiers "losers!"
Me:
You're referring to a report made from "anonymous sources" when over nine people who were with the President that have gone on record saying that it wasn't true? That doesn't send up any red flags for you? He's brought our Vets home and taken great strides, and put a lot of money into fixing the VA, ask any veteran you know. Funny way to treat people you think are "losers," don't you think?
Hater:
Well, he got impeached for God's sake!
Me:
Yes, impeached by a partisan House and subsequently acquitted as there was no evidence that the President did anything wrong (no quid pro quo) in his communication with the President of Ukraine. BTW, you know Joe Biden actually admitted on national television to doing that exact thing while he was in office as VP though, right?
Hater:
Well, he handled COVID horribly!
Me:
What would've you done differently?
Hater:
He didn't close the borders in time!
Me:
He announce travel restrictions on 1/31 and was called xenophobic for doing so, all the while Nancy Pelosi was walking in Chinatown telling everyone to come on down, the water is fine.
Hater:
Well, he refused to wear a mask.
Me:
Here's a picture of him wearing a mask.
Hater:
Well, that was too far after!
Me:
After what? He had two of his experts on national TV every day giving updates and telling everyone to wear a mask?
Hater:
Well, he said everything will be fine and this will end!
Me:
Did you want him to run around screaming that the sky was falling?
Hater:
Well, listen to the way he talks! He's nasty! He's not how I want my President to sound.
Me:
Ahhh. NOW we're getting somewhere. You don't like his personality. And everything you've mentioned up until now is because you don't like his personality.
So for you it seems personal and not about the job he's done.
So listen, if you want a President who will tell you whatever you want to hear, flip-flopping on every issue, not getting anything done his entire time while in office, but who sounds like a nice guy (even though he seems seriously impaired), then Joe Biden is definitely your man.
TRUMP 2020
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Re: President Trump tested Positive for Covid!
I simply find it astounding that, with all the evidence to the contrary, that anyone can still believe in the "Russian collusion" narrative. The entire thing was a trick originally cooked up to provide talking points for the Clinton campaign. Those sorts of things are never intended to grow into what it did, and yet, thanks to a handful of insidious individuals against President Trump, it was used to form the basis of an illegitimate investigation. Let it go, it's been debunked, no matter what the crooks in the mass news media, who are overwhelmingly against Trump, and additionally only care about their sensationalist ratings, attempt to do to keep it alive. Finally, because this forum is about firearms, and the legal carry thereof, voting for Trump might not be a perfect 2A solution by any means, but it is most certainly much better than the alternative. Joe and Kamala have openly showed their contempt for the 2nd Amendment, stated that they want to pass and use Federal laws to take firearms away from Americans who haven't committed any crimes, and it's a guarantee that they are vehemently opposed to the carry of handguns and the use of them in self-defense.Chaparral wrote: ↑Fri Oct 09, 2020 5:31 pmI believe it is Trump that has the affinity for the Russian leadership and the election interference they provide on his behalf. The hypocrisy of Trump being choppered off to a government hospital while his Justice Department seeks to overturn protection for pre-existing conditions is pretty rich. He promised to “repeal Obamacare and replace it with something much, much, better” - has he done that? No, and he hasn’t built a wall that was paid for by Mexico. He did cut some taxes, but did so only by skyrocketing the National debt. His bull about hydroxychloroquine, and failure to protect his own staff from COVID-19, are just more examples of his poor leadership.parabelum wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 10:19 pmGo back to Russia. The thread is about President Trump testing positive for covid. You’re throwing up leftist talking point that has nothing to do with the topic. How about you mention $3+ million Hunter received from your comrades?Chaparral wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 8:44 pm So, do you think the $1,500 Trump has paid in federal income tax over the last six years covered the cost of his treatment at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, or was he the beneficiary of government-administered socialist healthcare?
And I don't understand why the doctors there didn't just administer hydroxychloroquine - I thought that was the cure.
Stick to the topic. I have no patience for the leftists anymore. I don’t care how they disguise themselves.