Salads killed more people this month than AR-15’s

[philip964]

That’s it. No other comment.

[Papa_Tiger]

That’s it. No other comment.*

Citation required

[Jago668]

I know there were some deaths earlier this year (May or June I think), but I haven't seen any since. There were something like 30-40 sick in the US and another 15-20 in Canada. No deaths from this newest outbreak, at least so far as I've seen or been able to find.

[philip964]

That’s it. No other comment.*

Citation required

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/as ... a52304248a

https://www.cdc.gov/ecoli/2018/o157h7-04-18/index.html

Best I can do.

[Bitter Clinger]

Lettuce not rush to judgment. This is probably just the tip of the iceberg. We need more safe salad bars where caesar salads are free from stabbing. We also need to prevent the dressing from being put on too oily while continuing to reduce our dependence on foreign oil.

[bblhd672]

Lettuce not rush to judgment. This is probably just the tip of the iceberg. We need more safe salad bars where caesar salads are free from stabbing. We also need to prevent the dressing from being put on too oily while continuing to reduce our dependence on foreign oil.

Especially foreign oil from the thousand islands. Complaints have been pouring from the French and Italian, while the Russian is on the side.

[G26ster]

Lettuce not rush to judgment. This is probably just the tip of the iceberg. We need more safe salad bars where caesar salads are free from stabbing. We also need to prevent the dressing from being put on too oily while continuing to reduce our dependence on foreign oil.

Especially foreign oil from the thousand islands. Complaints have been pouring from the French and Italian, while the Russian is on the side.

I heard the salads are suspected of colusion with the Russian. A special council is being considered.

[Ed4032]

It started with the Ronco Salad Shooter...

[crazy2medic]

Romaine involvement is suspected!

[Bitter Clinger]

This is beginning to mushroom...

[azul]

To be safe, ask your friends to toss your salad.

[The Annoyed Man]

How we all long for the salad days, n’est pas?