The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information.
Chuck Norris
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WildBill
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.
The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information.
The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information.
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gregthehand
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Re: Chuck Norris
During the Vietnam War Chuck Norris shot down an enemy plane by making a gun with his hand, pointing it at the plane, and saying "bang".
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There will always be prayer in schools as long as there are tests.
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The Annoyed Man
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Re: Chuck Norris
When I hit 20,000 posts, will I be able to see them?WildBill wrote:Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.
The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information.
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Javier730
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Re: Chuck Norris
Only if Chuck Norris allows you to...The Annoyed Man wrote:When I hit 20,000 posts, will I be able to see them?WildBill wrote:Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.
The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information.
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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sjfcontrol
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Re: Chuck Norris
The Annoyed Man wrote:When I hit 20,000 posts, will I be able to see them?WildBill wrote:Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.
The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to brag...
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Re: Chuck Norris
It's fun to tell Chuck Norris jokes to kids, because they have no clue what you're talking about.
Like when we go to the zoo:
"Do you know where giraffes came from? Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin..."
"No, dad, I don't think that really happened"
Like when we go to the zoo:
"Do you know where giraffes came from? Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin..."
"No, dad, I don't think that really happened"
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The Annoyed Man
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Re: Chuck Norris
sjfcontrol wrote:Chuck Norris doesn't need to brag...The Annoyed Man wrote:When I hit 20,000 posts, will I be able to see them?WildBill wrote:Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.
The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information.
“Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.”
― G. Michael Hopf, "Those Who Remain"
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― G. Michael Hopf, "Those Who Remain"
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YankeeDoodleAndy
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Re: Chuck Norris
Body armor wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Spaceman Spiff
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands once. Now it's just called the Islands.
Re: Chuck Norris
The Grim Reaper had been missing for quite a while and Chuck Norris is a prime suspect.
Re: Chuck Norris
OK, reviving a year old topic because of the new commercial
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Re: Chuck Norris
The age 77 is extremely excited, because it turns Chuck Norris next March 10.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough to make his beard.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough to make his beard.
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