Limericks/Poems/Jokes (keep em clean...)

[puma guy]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic

And so am I

[NotRPB]

Two fish were in a tank



One looked over at the other and said



"I don't know how to drive a tank, do you know how to drive a tank?"

[TexDotCom]

One of my faves:

There once was a finicky ocelot
Who all year long was cross a lot
Except at Thanksgiving
When he enjoyed living
For he liked to eat cranberry sauce a lot. ~Ogden Nash

[lacie008]

What do you call an alligator in a vest?


An investigator!

[WildBill]

One of my faves:

There once was a finicky ocelot
Who all year long was cross a lot
Except at Thanksgiving
When he enjoyed living
For he liked to eat cranberry sauce a lot. ~Ogden Nash

My favorite from Ogden Nash

The hardest food upon the planet
Is easily the ripe pomegranite.
I'm halfway through the puzzle game
Of guessing how it got it's name.
The pome part turns my cowlick hoary,
The granite part is self-explanatory.

[TexDotCom]

Also a very good one, WildBill.

[CleverNickname]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.