Page 1 of 1

How to Survive....

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:01 pm
by TxDrifter
a school or office shooting. I was watching some videos on Hulu and came across these Howcast ones. This one is the sheeple guide to surviving an office or school shooting. It was interesting to say the least, but if the shooter asks you a question, respond with an absurd question in the hopes of throwing him off guard. You might just tick him off and he shoots you anyway is what I'm thinking.

Howcast: How to Survive a School or Office Shooting

Re: How to Survive....

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:25 pm
by boomerang
TxDrifter wrote:respond with an absurd question in the hopes of throwing him off guard
I thought that was to distract the goblin while you draw and shoot.

and shoot
:fire

Re: How to Survive....

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:39 pm
by The Annoyed Man
Howabout distracting the goblin with a double tap COM? :mrgreen:

Re: How to Survive....

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:22 pm
by bdickens
Yeah, That would be distracting.

Re: How to Survive....

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:03 pm
by davidtx
The video isn't working for me.

I was among the sheeple in an office shooting years ago. The BG came in the front door shooting a 45, chased his boss into the library where he killed him and then killed himself with a 22. It was afternoon break time and there were a lot of people around the corner in the cafeteria with no place to go except towards the field of fire. This was in the early 80's, before CHL. It can happen anywhere. The only think I can't figure is why its taken me so long to get around to taking my CHL...

-davidtx

Re: How to Survive....

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:09 pm
by KD5NRH
TxDrifter wrote:It was interesting to say the least, but if the shooter asks you a question, respond with an absurd question in the hopes of throwing him off guard.
"Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

Re: How to Survive....

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:52 am
by TxDrifter
The Annoyed Man wrote:Howabout distracting the goblin with a double tap COM? :mrgreen:
:iagree:

Re: How to Survive....

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:37 pm
by CWOOD
The Annoyed Man wrote:Howabout distracting the goblin with a double tap COM? :mrgreen:
Excellent direction but I think I would recommend a Mozambique...too much body armor out there. Besides, three is a nice round number.

Re: How to Survive....

Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:20 pm
by Razgriz
How to survive:
1) Locate shooter
2) Give shooter 20 9mm discounts on his next visit to the after-life
3) return to work (The boss won't be happy with the mess you made, maybe you can bribe him with some early TPS reports :smilelol5: )

Re: How to Survive....

Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:31 pm
by The Annoyed Man
Razgriz wrote:... maybe you can bribe him with some early TPS reports :smilelol5: )
TPS reports? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!
[youtube][/youtube]

Re: How to Survive....

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:43 pm
by Razgriz
The Annoyed Man wrote:
Razgriz wrote:... maybe you can bribe him with some early TPS reports :smilelol5: )
TPS reports? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!
[youtube][/youtube]
YES, you found the WOW edition!