Engagement & Gun

[blackdog8200]

Stock up on ammo and more guns now.....Them womens tend to want drapes and furniture etc.....that cuts into the important things


Four Secrets to Happy Relationships

1. It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans
2. It is important to find a woman who makes good money
3. It is important to find a woman who likes to make lots of love.

4. It is important that these three women never meet.

[SewTexas]

shoooooot.....I was gonna say "it's important to find a house big enough to house all three of them"

[BigGuy]

Congratulations. Uhhh, just to be clear, your engagement isn't to the 1911 right?