That's funny!ScottDLS wrote:Personally I have an attorney and bail bondsman on retainer. I pay a flat fee to have Alan Dershowitz available to me at any time for his regular fee of $1000hr, even if he’s in the middle of a seminar at Harvard Law School. My bondsman will provide a cash bond of up $1,000,000 in any court in the US 24/7. Last time I needed it was when I was going to “take the ride” for carrying concealed with a license on city property that had a 1” circle slash gun sign on the back loading bay door. Once Prof. Dershowitz was done talking to the cop, the LEO wrote himself a ticket for disorderly conduct.
Care to share the fee with us? it doesn't have to exact you can just round it up.