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Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:45 pm
by Excaliber
From the "You can't make this stuff up" department:
In the UK, one Sean Murphy reportedly used a unique self applied medical technique for rapid cure of a painful wart on his finger:
Obtain shotgun (without nanny government approval).
Drink to intoxication to relieve anticipated pain.
Load shotgun.
Aim shotgun at finger.
Pull trigger.
Wart gone! (finger gone too.)
Patient pleased with result.
Read the details
here.
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:51 pm
by schufflerbot
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:19 pm
by SQLGeek
At least he self medicated first...I guess.
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:17 pm
by The Annoyed Man
schufflerbot wrote:
A completely inadequate response, IMHO.
This is more like it:
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:20 pm
by LikesShinyThings
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:30 pm
by Pug
The Annoyed Man wrote:schufflerbot wrote:
A completely inadequate response, IMHO.
This is more like it:
But this one says it even more emphatically...
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:44 pm
by The Mad Moderate
Pug wrote:The Annoyed Man wrote:schufflerbot wrote:
A completely inadequate response, IMHO.
This is more like it:
But this one says it even more emphatically...
Thats all well and good but I think this puts the exclamation point on the whole ordeal.
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:30 am
by longtooth
Where do you guys find all these pics????
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:41 am
by The Annoyed Man
loadedliberal wrote:Pug wrote:The Annoyed Man wrote:schufflerbot wrote:
A completely inadequate response, IMHO.
This is more like it:
But this one says it even more emphatically...
Thats all well and good but I think this puts the exclamation point on the whole ordeal.
Fixed it for you....
....but that was merely a comma, not an exclamation point.
THIS is the exclamation point:
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:27 am
by Keith B
The first thing I though of on this was, 'Well, at least he wasn't trying to do his own vasectomy.'
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 9:07 am
by sugar land dave
Pleased with the results? National Health Services couldn't help him? Ok.....
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 9:35 am
by seeker_two
Keith B wrote:The first thing I though of on this was, 'Well, at least he wasn't trying to do his own vasectomy.'
That's the saddest part.....this guy shouldn't reproduce....
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:02 am
by Pug
seeker_two wrote:That's the saddest part.....this guy shouldn't reproduce....
Sometimes they creep back into the gene pool in spite of the chlorine...
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:33 pm
by WildBill
A much easier and less painful treatment for warts.
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:16 pm
by Divided Attention
To me the kicker on the guy plugging his ear with his weapon is not that his booger hook is on his bang switch, but he is wearing an ATF hat
