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Feeling like Marylin Monroe
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:52 pm
by Texas Size 11
So, I am at Wally World with my two youngest kids wrestling them in and out of the car and throughout the store. I finally survive the ordeal and have just locked down my two year old in his seat and am walking around the back of the car to put my eight month old in her seat when the wind blows and my shirt flies up like Marliyn Monroe's dress in whatever movie she was in that is so infamous for that scene. Yes, it fully exposed my holstered gun. I don't know if anybody saw it - I cannot imagine how they didn't on a Saturday at Wally World. I found that my shirt had those pearl snap buttons and somehow they managed to become unsnapped. Lesson learned. Won't be wearing that shirt while carrying.
Re: Feeling like Marylin Monroe
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:34 pm
by Beiruty
If you look like Marylin Monroe, I wouldn't nind the wind, heck with your "piece"!

Re: Feeling like Marylin Monroe
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:45 pm
by Pawpaw
Unless you were standing on a subway exhaust grate, I don't think they can get you for
intentionally failing to conceal.

Re: Feeling like Marylin Monroe
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:05 pm
by Texas Size 11
Beiruty wrote:If you look like Marylin Monroe, I wouldn't nind the wind, heck with your "piece"!

Sure if Marilyn Monroe looked like a fat, thirty seven year old Mexican who looks tired all the time from his kids. If that floats your boat then we are just getting into some serious issues that you may be hiding...

Re: Feeling like Marylin Monroe
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:10 pm
by JNMAR
Re: Feeling like Marylin Monroe
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:21 pm
by jester
Re: Feeling like Marylin Monroe
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:22 pm
by Texas Size 11
jester wrote:
This is going to give me nightmares for at least a week...
Re: Feeling like Marylin Monroe
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:01 pm
by jimlongley
Texas Size 11 wrote:So, I am at Wally World with my two youngest kids wrestling them in and out of the car and throughout the store. I finally survive the ordeal and have just locked down my two year old in his seat and am walking around the back of the car to put my eight month old in her seat when the wind blows and my shirt flies up like Marliyn Monroe's dress in whatever movie she was in that is so infamous for that scene. Yes, it fully exposed my holstered gun. I don't know if anybody saw it - I cannot imagine how they didn't on a Saturday at Wally World. I found that my shirt had those pearl snap buttons and somehow they managed to become unsnapped. Lesson learned. Won't be wearing that shirt while carrying.
Seven Year Itch
Re: Feeling like Marylin Monroe
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:25 pm
by .45mac.40
Re: Feeling like Marylin Monroe
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:17 pm
by El_Tortuga
Totally wrong Jester.
Re: Feeling like Marylin Monroe
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:17 pm
by WarHawk-AVG
That's just wrong on so many levels!
Re: Feeling like Marylin Monroe
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:05 pm
by Texas Dan Mosby
Texas Size 11 wrote:jester wrote:
This is going to give me nightmares for at least a week...
What is seen, can never be unseen..........
WTB: EYE BLEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!