Feeling like Marylin Monroe

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Feeling like Marylin Monroe

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So, I am at Wally World with my two youngest kids wrestling them in and out of the car and throughout the store. I finally survive the ordeal and have just locked down my two year old in his seat and am walking around the back of the car to put my eight month old in her seat when the wind blows and my shirt flies up like Marliyn Monroe's dress in whatever movie she was in that is so infamous for that scene. Yes, it fully exposed my holstered gun. I don't know if anybody saw it - I cannot imagine how they didn't on a Saturday at Wally World. I found that my shirt had those pearl snap buttons and somehow they managed to become unsnapped. Lesson learned. Won't be wearing that shirt while carrying.
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If you look like Marylin Monroe, I wouldn't nind the wind, heck with your "piece"! :anamatedbanana
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Unless you were standing on a subway exhaust grate, I don't think they can get you for intentionally failing to conceal. "rlol"
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Beiruty wrote:If you look like Marylin Monroe, I wouldn't nind the wind, heck with your "piece"! :anamatedbanana
Sure if Marilyn Monroe looked like a fat, thirty seven year old Mexican who looks tired all the time from his kids. If that floats your boat then we are just getting into some serious issues that you may be hiding... :shock:
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Texas Size 11 wrote:
Beiruty wrote:If you look like Marylin Monroe, I wouldn't nind the wind, heck with your "piece"! :anamatedbanana
Sure if Marilyn Monroe looked like a fat, thirty seven year old Mexican who looks tired all the time from his kids. If that floats your boat then we are just getting into some serious issues that you may be hiding... :shock:
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jester wrote:Image

This is going to give me nightmares for at least a week...
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Texas Size 11 wrote:So, I am at Wally World with my two youngest kids wrestling them in and out of the car and throughout the store. I finally survive the ordeal and have just locked down my two year old in his seat and am walking around the back of the car to put my eight month old in her seat when the wind blows and my shirt flies up like Marliyn Monroe's dress in whatever movie she was in that is so infamous for that scene. Yes, it fully exposed my holstered gun. I don't know if anybody saw it - I cannot imagine how they didn't on a Saturday at Wally World. I found that my shirt had those pearl snap buttons and somehow they managed to become unsnapped. Lesson learned. Won't be wearing that shirt while carrying.
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:eek6 O M G !!!!! :drool:

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Totally wrong Jester.
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That's just wrong on so many levels!
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Texas Size 11 wrote:
jester wrote:Image

This is going to give me nightmares for at least a week...

What is seen, can never be unseen..........


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