What Last Preparations Have You made For the Inevitable?

[thetexan]

Well...

I stocked up on AAAs. I have a full case of Pace's Picante Sauce for the first time in my life.

I hurried up and completed my 50 State quarters collection.

14 gallons of fresh water stored up.

I cancelled all of my magazine subscriptions except for Mad ($1.25 a copy...still cheap!).

I finished all episodes of The Walking Dead.

Got my "Trump for President" tattoo.

Gave my wife two dozen roses for 24 happy years of marriage...(we've been married for 35 years!).

Ate liver once so I can say I did it.

Took a bath instead of a shower for the first time in 50 years and found two warts I never knew I had.

Opened up my Christmas fruit cake from Collin Street Bakery I got in 1973.

Learned that pecans and cherries have a 45 year shelf life.

Bought 2 boxes of 9mm. That gives me 4,231 boxes of ammo now.

Finished reinforcing the floor under the ammo closet.

Watched all three Matrix movies again and realize that none of any of this matters anymore.

tex

[carlson1]

Gave my wife two dozen roses for 24 happy years of marriage...(we've been married for 35 years!).
tex

This is priceless. I will use this in preaching.