I had the displeasure of getting to shoot one of these gun-shaped thugs yesterday. It was a .380 that a buddy of mine brought into the range. He said that he had picked it up brand new for $89. How bad could it be? NEVER, EVER ask that question!
I filled the mag and popped it in, hearing a resounding click. Upon removing my palm from the bottom of the mag, it proceeded to follow my hand and fall to the floor, shattering into 5 distinct pieces, aside from the bullets going in all directions to complicate the scene further. Keep in mind, this gun has never been fired. I immediately looked at my buddy as if to ask him where he had stored his helmet and drool cup.
After gathering the pieces to the shattered mag, I proceeded to piece them back together in a feat of engineering prowess. Mac Shoots Jimenez .380...TAKE TWO:
This time I manage to get the mag to stay in place and aimed downrange. I prepared myself mentally for the blast as I pulled the trigger, having NO IDEA if this pineapple grenade of a pistol was going to stay in one piece. "CLICK". I tapped, tapped again, and re-racked, ejecting the bullet and replacing another in its place. Take THREE:
"CLICK".
Take FOUR:
"CLICK. CLICK. CLICK......BBBBBOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!"
On the fourth pull of the trigger, the skin on the top of my hand scorched in the blast, and fragments of something, what exactly...I don't know....scattering 360 degrees. There was no TAKE FIVE.
In the words of the man from whom he purchased the pistol at the Pasadena Gunshow, my friend put on a Deer Park drawl and quoted "This here gun is good for being the back up to the back up to your back up, and then and only then should you draw it, and at that point you should not be surprised if and when it fails to fire." With a sales pitch like that, WHERE DO I SIGN????
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I would love to hear any "success" stories if anyone has one! Change my mind, here!