03Lightningrocks wrote: ↑Tue Jul 27, 2021 4:15 pm I am not sure why one would try to carry a weapon in a pair of swim trunks.
I stand corrected. This would be the one exception.
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03Lightningrocks wrote: ↑Tue Jul 27, 2021 4:15 pm I am not sure why one would try to carry a weapon in a pair of swim trunks.
I stand corrected. This would be the one exception.
You're not a beach person, are you? When you're on the beach, you wear swim trunks. Has nothing to do with swimming. Of course, you do see some dingbat every now and then in jeans and cowboy boots.03Lightningrocks wrote: ↑Tue Jul 27, 2021 4:15 pm If one is wearing swim trunks, one must be planning on jumping in the water. If one is planning on jumping in the water, one better be carrying a water pistol. I am not sure why one would try to carry a weapon in a pair of swim trunks.
I hereby nominate Andy C for "most interesting man in the TexasCHLfoum!!"AndyC1911 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 27, 2021 7:38 pm I once had a close-protection gig for a few weeks in Cape Town where my cover was as the "boyfriend" of a gay importer who was under threat.
Naturally, his two favorite haunts for relaxation were nightclubs and the infamous Graaf's tidal-pool - so all I'll mention is that a pair of rugby shorts, while terribly unstylish among the Speedo-clad onlookers, sufficed to hide a PPK which was the smallest pistol I owned and a spare mag stuck under a baseball-cap via magnet. With that said, a beach-towel is inconspicuous and can hide a multitude of larger gear... and of course my excuse for not going in the water, should anyone have asked, is that I couldn't swim (of course I can).
Oh, I understand the theory of laying around on the hot sand soaking up some rays. What you don't understand is that were I to attempt that, it wouldn't take more than a half hour before I had a group of ten or twelve beach goers surrounding me while screaming "beached whale" and trying to roll me back into the ocean.Ruark wrote: ↑Wed Jul 28, 2021 9:07 amYou're not a beach person, are you? When you're on the beach, you wear swim trunks. Has nothing to do with swimming. Of course, you do see some dingbat every now and then in jeans and cowboy boots.03Lightningrocks wrote: ↑Tue Jul 27, 2021 4:15 pm If one is wearing swim trunks, one must be planning on jumping in the water. If one is planning on jumping in the water, one better be carrying a water pistol. I am not sure why one would try to carry a weapon in a pair of swim trunks.
This occurred last time Amy Schumer went to the beach, Greenpeace kept throwing her back in the water while chanting "Save The Whale"03Lightningrocks wrote: ↑Wed Jul 28, 2021 4:33 pmOh, I understand the theory of laying around on the hot sand soaking up some rays. What you don't understand is that were I to attempt that, it wouldn't take more than a half hour before I had a group of ten or twelve beach goers surrounding me while screaming "beached whale" and trying to roll me back into the ocean.Ruark wrote: ↑Wed Jul 28, 2021 9:07 amYou're not a beach person, are you? When you're on the beach, you wear swim trunks. Has nothing to do with swimming. Of course, you do see some dingbat every now and then in jeans and cowboy boots.03Lightningrocks wrote: ↑Tue Jul 27, 2021 4:15 pm If one is wearing swim trunks, one must be planning on jumping in the water. If one is planning on jumping in the water, one better be carrying a water pistol. I am not sure why one would try to carry a weapon in a pair of swim trunks.
crazy2medic wrote: ↑Thu Jul 29, 2021 5:05 pmThis occurred last time Amy Schumer went to the beach, Greenpeace kept throwing her back in the water while chanting "Save The Whale"03Lightningrocks wrote: ↑Wed Jul 28, 2021 4:33 pmOh, I understand the theory of laying around on the hot sand soaking up some rays. What you don't understand is that were I to attempt that, it wouldn't take more than a half hour before I had a group of ten or twelve beach goers surrounding me while screaming "beached whale" and trying to roll me back into the ocean.Ruark wrote: ↑Wed Jul 28, 2021 9:07 amYou're not a beach person, are you? When you're on the beach, you wear swim trunks. Has nothing to do with swimming. Of course, you do see some dingbat every now and then in jeans and cowboy boots.03Lightningrocks wrote: ↑Tue Jul 27, 2021 4:15 pm If one is wearing swim trunks, one must be planning on jumping in the water. If one is planning on jumping in the water, one better be carrying a water pistol. I am not sure why one would try to carry a weapon in a pair of swim trunks.