So... would you neutralize this thing with your firearm?

[Venus Pax]

Wow, it does have a whopper butt. Hmm. I doubt it eats red meat.

[grim-bob]

Mmmm, flame broiled whopper goodness!!!

[Saulnier]

12 Gage Slug.

2 of them.

I have never been scared of crabs........ untill now.

Saulnier

[elwood blooz]

More than a chicken neck & a string to real that one in!

[Big Calhoun]

You know, I couldn't look at that thing yesterday without dry-heaving a little bit. Doing a little bit better today.

Assuming it couldn't run faster than a human, I'd probably find the largest (and longest) blunt object and start whacking at it.

Ewwww, I hate things with more than two legs that crawl.

[LedJedi]

[shaggydog]

and eaten, but in the process became martyrs in the movement.

So then, what your saying is that they would be good with.... ahem.... "martyer sauce"?

[T3hK1w1]

Now that's a big crab.

LedJedi, there is actually a whole series of MtG Crabs, they are called Homarids (Very old set)

[dukalmighty]

If that thing was after my coconuts I would shoot til it stopped

[seeker_two]

Not to throw cold water on a fun thread, but I think the claim of 65 pounds is a little bit of an exaggeration. According to this conservation website, http://www.coconutcrab.co.uk/ they only get up to 11 pounds...

Well, who are you going to believe?.....us or the British?....